Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning....everyone....Well we got some snow but it wasn't much......
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Carol's painting of her "KOKO"......very good Carol.......
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Now, this is a big boy, I would hate to meet him on the road.....
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I don't think they know what the mouse is.......

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He was stalking a squirrels....but I got tired..................................

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What!! you don't want my help ??

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Red duct tape................................................

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Last thing I'd wanna see on a plane wing..........

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~~~ The US is full of small towns.

For those never having traveled to or lived in one, the following will illustrate pretty much what life's like there.
My hometown was so small...
...the clinic was called Joe's Hospital and Grill.

..long distance calls are delayed when the area code is busy.

..the town Lady of the Evening stands under a flashlight.

..in order to paint traffic lines, the road had to be widened.

..instead of hoses, the Fire Department uses water pistols.

..you had to make a reservation to use the parking meter.

..during snowstorms, salt was spread using a salad shooter.

..the Mayor was also the Sheriff, Town Council & street sweeper

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~~~ Hit the wrong button on the remote control and we have no idea how to get the television set back to where it was.

This is the true nightmare of the empty nest: your children are gone, and they were the only people in the house who knew how to use the remote.

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~~~ Speedy Exit: It was a "stock" car after all.

That may explain why a thief in a rural part of South Africa used a blue Fiat Uno stock car as his getaway vehicle after he loaded two cows and two goats into its cramped quarters.

Natal area police, said cops arrived just as the animals had been stuffed into the car and it had sped off.

After a short chase, the stock car driver gave up the game, stopped the car and fled into the nearly bushes.

The animals were turned over to an animal theft unit.

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~~~ I told the son of a friend whose wake I was attending that I had some food I wanted to leave with him.

He gave me the keys to his car, which was parked directly in front of the funeral home.
I unlocked the door, left the food and pushed the button to lock the door again.

But the horn started to blast, and although I pushed all the buttons I could see, it continued honking relentlessly.

Finally, Edward appeared.
"Father always wanted a lot of fanfare when he departed," he smiled.

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~~~ How can a society that exists on instant mashed potatoes, packaged cake mixes, frozen dinners, and instant cameras teach patience to its young?

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~~~ On a television broadcast several years ago, Senator Margaret Smith was asked what she would do if she woke up one morning and found herself in the White House.

She replied, "I would go straight downstairs and apologize to Mrs. Eisenhower, and then I would go right home."

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~~~ A new groom had a serious talk with his bride about who was boss.

He sat her down, looked her straight in the eye, and said, "You're the boss."

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~~~ While I was working as a nurse for an eye surgeon, a very angry woman stopped me in the hallway.

"Someone stole my wig while I was having surgery yesterday," she complained.
The doctor came out and tried to calm her down.

"I assure you that no one on my staff would have done such a thing," he said.

"Why do you think it was taken here?"

"After the operation, my wig was gone.

The wig I was wearing was gone, in its place was this cheap-looking and ugly one."

"I think," explained the surgeon gently, "That means your cataract operation was a success."

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Todays thought; "You know you haven't been home a lot when your dog barks at you."

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