Down Hummingbird Lane

Good morning.....15º degrees this morning again......
I think I need to go visit "Witchy"....were its warm.....
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Too cold to come down in the water.......
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A wedding........?

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Now that's funny........

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Their dancing at the wedding.......... and their light on their feet....

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An Australian Customs handout shows a man caught with two live pigeons stuffed in his pants as he got off a flight from the Middle East........

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I got my eyes on him.........

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~~~ "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand.

"If I wasn't under oath, I'd return the compliment," replied the witness.

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~~~ Nothing is easier than spending public money.

It does not appear to belong to anybody.

The temptation is overwhelming to bestow it on somebody.

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Pete and gus were riding on a train for the first time.

They had brought along bananas to eat on the trip.

Just as they began to peel the bananas, the train entered a dark tunnel.
"Have you eaten your banana yet?" Pete cried."

No," replied Gus.

"Well, don't touch it!" warned Pete.

"I took one bite and went blind!"

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~~~ If one considers the national debt, it's not much of a compliment to tell someone she looks like a million dollars.

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~~~ A customer brought her daughter into the produce department at the supermarket with the intention of teaching her a thing or two about food shopping.

She picked up a nice, firm tomato and squeezed until juice spurted out.

"Now, this tomato is bruised," she told her daughter.

"We don't want this one."

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~~~ I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car.

Do you need some help?"

I asked.

She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker.

Now I can't get into my car.

Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenient store) would have a battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno.

Do you have an alarm too?" I asked.

"No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me.

As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries it's a long walk."

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~~~ when an extremely nervous patient came for root-canal surgery.

He was brought into the examining room and made comfortable in the reclining dental chair. The dentist then injected a numbing agent around the patient's tooth, and left the room for a few minutes while the medication took hold.
When the dentist returned, the patient was standing next to a tray of dental equipment.

"What are you doing by the surgical instruments?" asked the surprised dentist.
Focused on his task, the patient replied, "I'm taking out the ones I don't like."

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~~~ Maybe there is nothing new under the sun, but if you watch late- night television, you'll see that there is nothing new under the moon, either.

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Todays thought; A skeptic is a person who, when he sees the handwriting on the wall,claims it is a forgery.......

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