Down Hummingbird Lane

Well, I finally got things posted.....been fooling with it for an hour......

Hope everyones good today......Hummingbird lane is doing okay.......

If you stop by,..I got the coffee on..........

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My "Armaryllis" is blooming......sure is pretty........

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Wish I could jump rope, knees would give out....how about you "Pete"?

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Bambie and thumper.......?

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Cat's don't like water ??? If looks could kill.......

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This computer looks like something "Chuck" would build........

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~~~ This guy in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on a fairly regular basis.

After the second week, he made his move.

"No thank you," she said politely."

"This may sound rather odd in this day and age, but I'm keeping myself pure until I meet the man I love."
"That must be rather difficult," the man replied.

"Oh, I don't mind too much," she said.

"But, it makes my husband pretty upset."

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~~~ Lifes questions....If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?

If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?

Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

What do people in China call their good plates?

What do you call a male ladybug?

What hair color do they put on the drivers license of a bald man?

When they first invented the clock, how did they know what time it was to set it to?

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~~~ The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.

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~~~ A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, took the husband aside, and said, "I don't like the looks of your wife at all."

"Me neither doc," said the husband. "But she's a great cook and really good with the kids."

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~~~ When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before a crime, we call him an accomplice.

When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law after a crime, we call him a defense lawyer.

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~~~ A young grade school teacher had just handed out report cards and awards to a class of obstreperous brats, and sent them off to their summer vacations.

Now she leaned back in her chair and sighed, "I guess teaching school is pretty much like having a baby.

Each takes nine months, and the last week is the worst!"

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~~~ It was so cold....

kids were using a new excuse to stay up late:

"But Mom, my pyjamas haven't thawed out yet!"
the squirrels in the park were throwing themselves on electrical fences.
the dogs were wearing cats!
Starbucks was serving coffee on a stick!
Richard Simmons started wearing pants
the mice were playing hockey in the toilet bowl!
Mom used a saw to serve the milk!