Down Hummingbird Lane

Great day today..sun's up,..surf is up....
We get snow next week......weird weather!
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I don't think he wants any part of the bear..........

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The bears not hungry....yet....
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Now I don't know about this bird.......I would watch the fingers tho......
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Yeh.....we got our eyes on the crutters also..............

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Brakes don't work ?? All I can say is Oppps!

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I don't know what to say...I wonder if the husband came home early?

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Car manufacturers have finally backed themselves into a corner.

All these years they worked on a car that doesn't smoke, and it turns out the public wants one that doesn't drink.

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What do you get if you mix Viagra and Prozac?..........

A guy who is ready to go, but doesn't really care where.

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Someday, the people who know how to use computers will rule over those who don't.

And there will be a special name for them - secretaries..

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"Lulu!! You have your wedding ring on the wrong finger!"

"Of course Maybelle, I married the wrong man!"

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The tongue weighs practically nothing,
But so few people can hold it.

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A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window.

A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep.

The little guy starts to feel a little airsick, but he's afraid to wake the big guy up to ask if he can go to the bathroom.

He knows he can't climb over him, and so the little guy is sitting there, looking at the big guy, trying to decide what to do.

Suddenly, the plane hits an air pocket and an uncontrollable wave of nausea passes through the little guy.

He can't hold it in any longer and he pukes all over the big guy's chest.

About five minutes later the big guy wakes up, looks down, and sees the vomit all over him.

"So," says the little guy, "are you feeling better now?"

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Gus went to a new barber and was horrified to find that a trim would be $20.

"But I'm practically bald," says Gus.

"How can it cost $20?"

The barber replies, "To be honest the cut is only $5.

The other $15 is a search fee."

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Two friends are skydiving.

One jumps out of the plane and pulls the cord--nothing happens.

So he pulls the emergency cord--still nothing.

The other one jumps out of the plane and yells, "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

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