Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning.... A nice chilly morning..........24º degrees.....
Later in the week, supposed to get colder as my Canadian friends
send more cold down..........thanks "Carol".

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Don't trust him honey......
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I told ya......see were it got you.......
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Now thats some accident.....................

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Turn the water on please............................

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I have nothing to say......I am at a loss......

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~~~ YOUNG GIRL TO HER MOTHER: "Mom, what comes first for celebrities?
Botox or detox?"
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~~~ A big game hunter was stalking game in the jungle one day.
He came across the biggest dead Rhino laying on the trail he had ever seen.
A tiny little Pigmy stood beside it.
The big game hunter said to the Pigmy in amazement, did you kill that ?
The little Pigmy said , yes I did.
What did you use to kill it asked the hunter.
My club replied the Pigmy.
Sheeeeeeeesk!! man, how big is your club ?
There is about 70 of us said the Pigmy !!
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~~~ I went into McDonalds yesterday and said "I'd like some fries".
The blonde at the counter said "Would you like some fries with that".
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~~~ They said I needed protection for my computer, so I bought a condom for it.
Don't know if it's working on not...makes the screen look funny.

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~~~ Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.
"How was he killed?" asked one detective.
"With a golf gun," the other detective replied. "A golf gun?
What is a golf gun?" "I don't know......... But it sure made a hole in Juan."

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~~~ My grandma passed away on Christmas Eve.

In her will, she stipulated that she wanted to be buried withall of her favorite possessions.

Should have seen the cat's face when they were closing the coffin lid down.

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~~~ What did one nun say too the other nun, when her bra strap broke?.......

Thy cups runneth over!