Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning.....a nice cold morning.....16ºf degrees this morning...

I glad I'm not in D.C. with the cold and the people packed in there...

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Milo is saying "were's the beef!"............

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Gimme a kiss babe....I'm off to work...........

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Why I wouldn't like to handle these guys......Good Job.....

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This guy thinks it funny.......

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He does too......

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Cute now....but later??...................................

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Oh...no....He's stealing our fuzzys...........

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~~~ BAD DATE EXCUSES............

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If your date ever uses any of these lines, you know its game over.
I want to spend more time with my blender.
The President said he might drop in.
The man on television told me to say tuned.
I've been scheduled for a karma transplant.
I'm staying home to work on my cottage cheese sculpture.
I'm doing door-to-door collecting for static cling.
I have to go to the post office to see if I'm still wanted.
I'm teaching my ferret to yodel.
I have to check the freshness dates on my dairy products.
I'm going through cherry cheesecake withdrawal.
I'm planning to go downtown to try on gloves.
My crayons all melted together.
I'm trying to see how long I can go without saying yes.

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~~~ A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.

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Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.

After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"

"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."

The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.

The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.

When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.

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~~~ Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.

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~~~ Gus was in the middle of a speech when someone at the back calls out, "I can't hear you."

Someone at the front calls back, "Could we swap places?"

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~~~ After booking my 90-year-old mother on a flight from Florida to Nevada, I called the airline to go over her needs.

The woman representative listened patiently as I requested a wheelchair and an attendant for my mother because of her arthritis and impaired vision.

I also asked for a special meal and assistance in changing planes.

My apprehension lightened a bit when the woman assured me everything would be taken care of.

I thanked her profusely.

"Why, you're welcome," she replied.

I was about to hang up when she cheerfully asked, "And will your mother be needing a rental car?"

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~~~ A friend and I were a few minutes late for the movies, so after we found our seats, Dawn went to get us some snacks.

It was completely dark in the theater when Dawn returned, and she had some difficulty finding our row.

She finally sat down and whispered, “Did I miss anything?”
“Yes,” a male voice answered. “Your row!”

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~~~ DOCTOR TO MOTHER WITH A NEW BABY: "It's a new medical technology.

Instead of crying, we can program your choice of 200 fun ring tones!"

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~~~ Our waitress's favorite customers are cops.

"When they're done," she says, "I get to give them their ticket and they have to pay it before they can leave."

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~~~ Our son's young daughter doesn't know Victoria's Secret from PetSmart, but does know a winning formula when she sees it.

Passing a lingerie store window that touted a big sale, she pointed to the mannequins.
"Look!" she shouted to her mother, "The sale worked.

The store sold everything but the underwear."

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~~~ Todays Thought: A barking dog is often more useful then a sleeping lion....