Down Hummingbird Lane

Good Morning.....everyone.....hope everyone is enjoying my postings....
I am enjoying doing it.....it takes some time, but I got plenty.....

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Whoooooooooooooo............
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What can you say??

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Bobbie sent me this pic....I think it's neat.........

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Cute.....................................

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Do these guy's come out on the full moon???

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Perfume???...................................

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Yahoo, ride them cowbear.........................................

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~~~ You know...I can remember where I got married.

I can remember when I got married.

I just can't remember why.....

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~~~ The marriage got off to a bad start during the wedding service.

The priest said, "You may now kiss the bride."

And she said, "Not now. I've got a headache."

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~~~ My son, a used-car dealer, showed his customer a 2005 Chevy in great condition.

"And it's only $7,000" he told the man.

"I'm willing to give you $3,500," said the customer.

My son feigned disappointment.

"If at all possible," he responded, "I'd like to sell you the whole car."

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~~~ An accordion player is driving home from a late night gig.

Feeling tired, he pulls over for some coffee.

While waiting to pay, he remembers that he locked his car doors but left the accordion in plain view on the back seat of his car!

He rushes out only to discover that he's too late, the side window of his car has been smashed and somebody has thrown in two more accordions.

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~~~ Definition of the jet age: breakfast in Rome, lunch in Paris, dinner in London, bags in Singapore.

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~~~ "Wal-Mart says it classifies its customers into three groups: brand aspirationals, price sensitive affluents, and value-price shoppers.

Wal-Mart says the new categories will replace the old customer classifications: teeth or no teeth." --Conan O'Brien

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~~~ Three gents in a bar are discussing a female acquaintance who is trying without success to have a family.

The first says, "I believe she is impregnable."

The second says, "I think she is inconceivable."

The third disagrees, saying, "You're both off the mark.

She is obviously unbearable."

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~~~ After my wife landed a coveted job offer from courier company DHL, we went out of town to celebrate.

While on our trip, she was contacted by the company's human resources department with an urgent request to complete and send back her tax forms.

"No problem," she said....................... "I'll FedEx them right over."

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Todays thought: Loving others is not so much an obligation as a privilege.