We're having warm one day and cold the next..
but no snow.....yet.
Damn, this would plow some snow.........
Maybe they could use this bus.........
They don't have snow down under....?? I guess it falls away......
Yep.....and they need a bail out........It's called "GREED" in my book......♥♥♥
Police across the country say shoplifting is on the rise..
Adults are lifting electronics, kids are sneaking away with toys...
And banks are walking away with $750 billion in taxpayer money....
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3 Signs you are a victim of the worsening economy....
You apply to refinance your mortgage and the reply is addressed to “Former Occupant”..
You trade in your big SUV for an electric hybrid vehicle and the power company turns off your electricity...
You jump off the roof of your three story house because of financial despair and land at the feet of the Publishers Clearinghouse prize patrol that is there to declare you the ten million dollar winner....
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On a lighter note.......
Remember during the election when Obama, and McCaine were standing next to each other...
One young handsome black man and one old misfigured white guy.
reminded me of the before and after pictures of...... Michael Jackson..
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Snail at the Door .......
A guy hears a knock at his door.
When he answers it, there’s nobody there, but there’s a snail on the welcome mat.
Frustrated, the guy picks up the snail and hurls it into the street.
Five years go by, and there’s another knock at the door.
The man answers it, and again there’s no one standing there, but there’s a snail on the welcome mat.
The snail looks up and says, “What the hell was that all about?”
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Trying to explain to our five-year-old daughter how much computers had changed,
my husband pointed to our brand-new personal computer and told her that when he was in college, a computer with the same amount of power would have been the size of a house.
Wide-eyed, our daughter asked, “How big was the mouse?”
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"Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas."
- Johnny Carson
Great post as always Gus. How do you manage to keep the two of them going? Rae xx
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