I believe I could take some warm weather....
Can house??
A Hungarian Pui Sheepdog......Needs brushing??♥♥♥
A grandfather bought a hobby horse by mail order as a Christmas present for his granddaughter.
The toy arrived in 189 pieces.
The instructions said that it could be put together in an hour.
However it took the old man two days to assemble the toy.
Finally, when it was all put together, he wrote a check, cut it into 189 pieces and mailed it off to the company.
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When a fellow begins to complain of the immodesty of women, he's getting pretty well along in years.
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New to Wyoming, our minister asked a parishioner to show him around the area.
After a harrowing drive along muddy sagebrush trails, the minister's car slid across the road and into a pit.
With both men okay, the shaken minister asked his passenger, "Should we pray?"
The parishioner grumbled, "How do you think we got this far?"
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After a couple completed an eight-month walk across the entire United States, they were met by a reporter who asked about their time.
"Well," the man replied, "we would have been faster, but after two days we had to turn around to make sure the oven was really off."
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The curious thing about fishing is that you never want to go home.
If you catch something, you can't stop.
If you don't catch anything, you hate to leave in case something might bite.
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