Today.............

Good Morning.... every one....

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Never play poker with Bobbie......she's a card shark.......

You say that's Milo down there...........

Milo's hiding out..............

And Maxine.......she's funny.....

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"Fred you lied to me............

You took a day off to bury your mother-in- law, and I met her in the park this morning".

"Oh, I didn't say she was dead.

I just said I would like to go to her funeral."

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During the physical examination the doctor noticed the patient's hands were shaking, "You drink a lot, don't you?"

"Nope," the patient answered.

"I spill most of it."

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Heading off to college at the age of 40, My friend was a bit self- conscious about her advancing years.

One morning she complained to her husband that she was the oldest student in her class.

"Even the professor is younger than I am," she said.

"Yeah," her husband said optimistically, "but look at it from my point of view.

At my age I never thought I would be fooling around with a college girl again.

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Politics can be an ugly game, and in a national election the stakes get higher while the tactics get lower.

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A nasty heat wave is still gripping parts of the nation.

It was so hot today; John McCain offered $5 million to the guy who can develop a prune Slurpie.