Good morning.....world. "Witchy" too

No..No..No!!!!

Yes..Yes..Yes...

"Taz" wrote: I can't respond To any emails today,Something has crashed

On my computer and the mouse is missing. . .

A nice morning to have coffee on the deck.....

High fives..............................

I'm keeping my mouth shut....

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Loni, had surgery to correct misaligned bones in her right lower leg.

Four pins through the bone extended out both sides of her leg and were attached to an exterior set of curved metal rings that were bolted together.

Wearing a long skirt that concealed the gruesome-looking contraption, Loni left one day to meet family friends for a movie.

Our friend's 16- year-old daughter excitedly bared her newly pierced belly button and asked Loni what she thought of it.

Loni pulled up her skirt to expose the metal frame and replied, "Pierced belly buttons are for beginners!"

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"Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else."

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An e-mail from Greene county school principal:

"The Miss GHS Beauty Pageant has been moved to Friday night instead of Saturday because of the contestants involved in the hog show."

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Pete came into his wife's room one day.

"If I were, say, disfigured, would you still love me," he asked her."

Darling, I'll always love you,"

she said calmly, filing her nails.

"Well, how about if I lost my job as vice president?"

Pete went on, if I weren't pulling in six figures any more.

Would you still love me then?"

The woman looked over at her husband's worried face.

"Pete, I'll always love you," she reassured him,

"but most of all, I'll really miss you."

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Maturity is when you turn down the stereo.

Age is when you turn up the heat.