Good morning....Friends....and lovers..

Diane sent me some good pics...here's a couple....
Cute Huh.....

Maybe this one will cool ya off........

I have nothing to say.........

I'ze hate you................................

Friends?.................................

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A boy was playing with his little brother and asked him whether he could fly like Superman.

"Sure you can," encouraged the older brother, "Just flap your arms really really hard."

So the little brother climbed up on the windowsill, started flapping like mad, jumped, then smashed into the ground just a few inches below.

Horrified, their mother came screaming into the room and said, "What is going on here?!?"

The older brother looked at his mother innocently and said, "I was just teaching him not to believe everything someone tells him."

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It was Pete's first camping experience and as soon as he had pitched his tent,

he went for a hike in the woods.

Fifteen minutes later he rushed back into camp, bruised, bleeding, and limping.

"What happened?" asked a fellow camper.

"I was chased by a black snake!" cried the frightened Pete.

The camper laughed and retorted, "A black snake isn't deadly."

"Listen," groaned Pete, "If he can make you jump off a fifty- foot cliff, he is!"

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An applicant was being interviewed for admission to a prominent medical school.

"Tell me," inquired the interviewer, "where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

"Well, let's see," replied the student. "It's Wednesday afternoon.

I guess I'll be on the golf course by now."

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Now that Barack Obama is the Democratic nominee, Americans are going to have to choose between the 46-year-old Obama and the 71-year-old John McCain.

In other words, it's a choice between the Hillary defeater or the Wal-Mart greeter.