A Good Hot Morning...another one of those days..

Friends...................................




Yep.....................................................

Put your money in, and hear it fart......................

A trucker wanta be ?..................................

More Friends......................................

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A woman in our town retired after many years as a sales clerk at a local department store.

Wishing to plan ahead, she discussed her memorial arrangements with a funeral-director colleague.

"When the time comes," she stated, "I want my casket to be closed during the service."

Curious, the funeral director asked why she was so adamant about this.

She replied, "Because I'm tired of people coming in just to look."

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One day, a little boy visited a doctor for a vaccination.

After the doctor gave him an injection, he tried to bandage the boy's arm.

"I think you'd better bandage the other arm, doc!", said the boy.

"But, why? I'm supposed to bandage the injected part of your arm

to let your friends know not to touch it."

"Doc, you don't know my friends!"

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Hillary Clinton is still not conceding.

She says there’s still a chance of the vice presidency . . .

in fact, she’s going to offer it to Barack one last time.

That’s the question on everyone’s mind: What does Hillary want?

Of course, the bigger question is, Who’s going to tell her she can’t get it?

During her speech last night, Hillary kept referring to Barack as “my friend.”

She was using the same tone as when she calls Bill “my husband.”