Good Morning...everyone, and dentists patients...

A cute Pup........

Forbidden love...........

Thats a mighty small leg to stand on.......

Friends.....

I'm watching you...

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Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world ???

"The Dentist will see you now."

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A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to the hotel that when he arrived and sat down at the head table,

he suddenly realized that he had forgotten to get his false teeth.

Turning to the man next to him he said, "I forgot my teeth."

The man said, "No problem."

With that he reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of false teeth.

"Try these," he said.

The speaker tried them.

"Too loose," he said.

The man then said, "I have another pair...try these."

The speaker tried them and responded, "Too tight."

The man was not taken back at all.

He then said, "I have one more pair...try them."

The speaker said, "They fit perfectly."

With that he ate his meal and gave his address.

After the dinner meeting was over, the speaker went over to thank the man

who had helped him.

"I want to thank you for coming to my aid.

Where is your office? I've been looking for a good dentist."

The man replied, "I'm not a dentist. I'm the local undertaker."

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The secretary was visibly distraught one morning when she arrived at the office and explained

that her children's parrot had escaped from his cage and flown out an open window.

Of all the dangers the tame bird would face outdoors alone, she seemed most concerned about

what would happen if the bird started talking.

Confused, a friend asked what the parrot could say.

"Well," she explained, "he mostly says, 'Here, kitty, kitty.'

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One afternoon during a game of baseball with a fourth grade class, we heard the

rumble of an approaching thunderstorm.

While gathering the children to return indoors, I overheard one boy reassure the rest:

"Don't worry, guys.

Lightning strikes the tallest thing in a field.

It'll hit Mr. Hey, not us."

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"Scientists say they've found a new link between depression and obesity.

Not surprisingly it's a sausage link."

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The talk is Hillary’s going to try to unite the party.

However, Bill Clinton said,

“The party’s usually over when she shows up.”