Good Morning......Every one...Even Missy

This is "Chappy".... rub his belly and he'll attack you......

Smells so good....Now I know why Hummers like them.....

A hitch hiker........

Never been there.......

How about these plumbers wrenches......

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When children come in to the doctor’s office where my friend works,

it’s her job to weigh and measure them.

After several unsuccessful attempts to get one frightened three-year-old on the scale,

her mother said:

"Honey, Mommy has a scale at home.

Do like I do and stand on it."

Recognition dawned on the child’s face and she confidently stepped on the scale,

looked down and exclaimed, "Oh, CHIT!"

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A man is celebrating his 100th birthday,

so the editor of the local newspaper sends a reporter over to do a feature story on the old timer.

The reporter begins by asking the old tried and true question,

"To what do you attribute your longevity?"

"Well, young lady," the gentleman says,

"I never smoked, never drank alcoholic beverages or over-ate,

and I got up every morning of my life at six o'clock."

"But, I had an uncle who did exactly the same,"

the reporter says, "and he only lived to be 80.

How do you account for that?"

"He didn't keep it up long enough," says the centenarian.

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Nothing rattles my son-in-law,

especially when the Hunting shows are on TV.

One day we were watching a show,

when his wife shrieked from the kitchen,

"Mark, there's a horsefly in here!"

Not taking his eyes off the screen, he barked back,

"Give it some cough syrup."

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Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of person your spouse would

really have preferred.

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For the first time ever, the national average price for a gallon of gas is over $4.

Which explains the new nickname for gas — 'Starbucks for your car.'