Good Morning...Happy Fathers day...

Yes,....I'ze can see youse.................................

Me got the toast....................................

My new pickup.....great mileage........................

We're off to the park, for a walk.......

Don't mess with MaMa................................................

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"It looks like Barack Obama has won the nomination.

Hillary Clinton is about to drop out.

That means Bill Clinton is about to hear those three words he has been dreading:......

"Honey, I'm home!"

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When President Bush heard gas was an average of $4 all over the country,

he said, “But how much is it in the city?”

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You know your male cat has a crush on that new young female vet when:

You pull into the parking lot for an appointment and he asks if you have a TicTac.

He asks politely that you clip all of his nails before the appointment.

You catch him spraying your husband's Pheromone behind his ears and down below.

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The teacher of a high school class in the fundamentals of economics led the discussion around to the population explosion.

"Certain levels of our society reproduce much more frequently than others," he pointed out.

"What people would you guess reproduce the most?"

One bright student answered, "Women."

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A father decided to tell his young son the facts of life and was stumped

right away by the boy's first question: "How many are there?"