Good Morning...Blog Readers.....

And...I'll bust your Chops..........

Whoopie.......He's happy!

Oh....My....

What? you a dentist??

Let me out...let me out.....!

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True story...

A supervisor at the Montana Department of Public Health and Human Services told a Billings

Gazette reporter in March that some of his employees were complaining that new computers

delivered to the office lacked games like solitaire, hearts, and minesweeper, and that it wasn't

fair that employees with older computers still had the games.

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A pedestrian is someone who thought there were a couple of gallons left in the tank.

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Keep your sense of humor.

As General Joe Stillwell said, "The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of his behind."

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A woman was driving her old car on the highway with her 7-year- old son, Albert.

She tried to keep up with traffic but they were flying by her.

After getting caught in a large group of cars speeding down the road, she looked at her

speedometer and saw that she was going 15 miles over the speed limit.

Slowing down, she moved over to the side and got out of the clump that soon left her behind.

She looked up and saw the flashing lights of a police car.

Pulling over she waited for the officer to come up to her car.

As he did he said, "Ma'am do you know why I pulled you over?"

From the back seat, Albert yelled, "I do! Because with that big clunky lemon of your's you

couldn't catch the fast cars!"

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The scale at the doctor's office has a chart showing the desired weight per height.

Thanks to the chart, I now know my problem.I'm not overweight; I'm too short.

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Sherry hates to work out, which means the treadmill in her bedroom barely gets used.

Nevertheless, she swears by it.

"It really works," she told me.

"I throw my jeans over it and they get smaller."