Good Morning....Everybody. Hope your cool!

What's happening....what's going on........

I got the mouse....What a struggle ...he wore me out......

I'm so tired...........................

Must be VDOT...

Here's looking at you Babe..................

What a butt ugley chair......

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I accompanied my granddaughter to church with her mother for the first time.

The Air con wasn't operating as well as it should have and it wasn't long before the little darling began to complain of feeling ill.

"Mom," she whispered, "I think I'm going to throw up."

"Go out the front door," her mother instructed, "then walk to the back of the church and do it behind the bushes. I'll be out shortly."

A few minutes later, just as I was about to check on her, she returned.

When I asked her if she felt better, she replied. "Yes, grampa, but I didn't have to go into the bushes behind the church like Mom said.

They have a box next to the front door that has a sign that says FOR THE SICK."

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Gus had an eye infection that was diagnosed as ocular herpes.

His physician wasn't about to let him live that one down.

"So, Gus," he joked, "been looking for love in all the wrong places?"

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"Three Men And A Baby"........

What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back after having caught nothing.

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"Get this," said the bloke to his mates.

"Last night while I was down the pub with you guys, a burglar broke into my house."

"Did he get anything?" his mates asked.

"Yeah, a broken jaw, six teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken nuts.

My wife thought it was me coming home drunk."

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When my friend phoned the IRS recently, he prefaced his comments by stating,

"I'm calling with the stupid question of the day."

The tired-sounding agent replied, "Too late."