Good morning....Another Hot one today.....

Sweet heart I'm smiling at you..............

" I hate you "..............................................

Ahhhhh This is the life...................................

A red neck, long neck............

Now..ifin youse bruf yourn teefe two times a day............

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The U.S. Government has conclusively discovered how to deal with the deficit.
It’s a skill, which requires addition and distraction.

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Heading down the interstate, our car passed through a huge swarm of gnats so dense that their bodies made popping noises as they hit the windshield.

"I can't get over how loud they are," my Blonde friend said.

"Well, we are hitting them at 65 miles an hour," I pointed out.

Her reply left me speechless. "I didn't know bugs could fly that fast."

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Actor George Burns, famed for his love of fine cigars, was a long- time member of the exclusive Hillcrest Country Club in Los Angeles.

When Burns complained one day about the club's new ban on smoking, a sign was promptly

posted for the comedian's benefit:

'Cigar smoking prohibited for anyone under ninety-five.'

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I prefer to describe myself as a "Contemporary Anthropological Interactive Observer" because

it has just the right amount of flair.

Besides...."stalker" is such an ugly word.