Well, here  is the weekend...

A partly cloudy, cold weekend....

I have 30º right now

And their calling for 39º today

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A country road....

Pete, if you send me a smoke signal will I see it??

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A picture from the trail camera, but no deer......

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I wondered were my sammach went......

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I eat fish too......

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Big bird has Human eyes....

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I don't blame ya.....

what ever it was.......

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Petewete's pocket change.......

Someone said he has piles.....

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I don't want that job.....

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What a dummy........

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How about this cool old postcard...?

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Well, time for me to go.......Later..

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~~ Two astronauts were in a space ship circling high above the earth.

One had to go on a space walk while the other stayed inside.
When the space walker tried to get back inside the space ship,
he discovered that the cabin door was locked, so he knocked.
There was no answer.
He knocked again, louder this time.
There was still no answer.
Finally he hammered at the door as hard as he could and
heard a voice from inside the space ship saying,.......
Who’s there?

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~~ A news reporter was sitting in Central Park on his lunch
break.
There were two teenage boys throwing the football around.
A huge Rotweiler gets loose from it's owner and pounces on
one of the boys.
The other one, in a fit of panic, picks up the biggest stick he
could find and smashes it aginst the dog's head, killing it.
The reporter runs over to the boys.
"Wow! That was great!
I can see the headline now: Giants Fan Saves Life of Best
Friend!"
"I am not a Giants fan", the boy replied.
"Well, who are you a fan of, then?" asked the reporter.
"I am a fan of America's Team, the Dallas Cowboys!".
The next day, the headline read "Redneck Punk Brutally
Slays Beloved Family Pet".

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~~ A woman is walking in the park when she sees a man
playing chess with his cat.
She says to the man “I can’t believe what I'm seeing,
a cat that plays chess, what a clever animal!!”
The man replied “Nah lady this cats not clever at all
I'm beating it 6 games to 1″

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~~ A young teenager, listening to some music his mother
was playing asked who the band was.
"The Beatles," she told him.
"Oh. Who's in the group?"
When his mother told him, he said with surprise,
"I didn't know Paul McCartney had a group before Wings!"

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~~ What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

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~~ A little boy watched, fascinated, as his mother covered
her face in cold cream.
"Why do you do that?" he asked.
"To make myself beautiful."
When she began to rub it off, the boy asked, "Why are you
doing that?......... Did you give up?"

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~~ What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese ?
He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath !

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~~ Days after we invaded Marja, Afghanistan,
one of my Marines found out his wife hadn't paid the cell
phone bill.
He called the company and asked how he could settle up.
"You can go to Western Union and place a money order,"
the billing agent told him.
"Ma'am, I'm in Marja, Afghanistan," he explained.
"We don't have Western Unions."
"No problem. You can also go to Walmart."

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~~ During our priest's sermon, a large plant fell over right

behind the pulpit, crashing to the ground.
Acknowledging his reputation for long-windedness,
he smiled sheepishly and said, "Well, that's the first time
I actually put a plant to sleep."

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Todays Thought:  Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
 
 

 

  
              

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Well, we didn't get any snow.....

they were calling for flurries.

I have 27º now and we might get

flurries again....cold today..

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Ready for your eggs?

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Just what I need for my burger....

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What big Cheeks....

What a weird looking fish....

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Why...Why do you do this to me??

She don't look happy...

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Sleep...little one...

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Happy New Year......

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Get him, Bubba.....

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Just resting.. They know where there is no dogs....

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Just for some........

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He's got a nice load....

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I want mine to say; EMPTY.....

What kind of grasshopper is this?

Playboy??

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~~ One minister was teaching a fifth grade Sunday School class about the life of John.

He told how John had lived in the wilderness with little or
nothing to eat.
He commented that John had eaten only honey and locusts.
A little girl asked what locusts are.
The minister said, "A locust is a grasshopper."
The little girl said, "Oh, my grandmother drinks those."

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~~ A Texan in Australia;
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.
There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking.
The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says,
"Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large".
Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows
off his herd of cattle.
The Texan immediately says, " We have longhorns that are
at least twice as large as your cows".
The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan
sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field.
He asks, "And what are those"? T
he Aussie replies with an incredulous look,
"Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas"?

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~~ Reading him his Miranda rights, a big breasted female
police officer arrests a man for drunk driving.
The female officer speaks to the staring drunk:
"Sir, you have the right to remain silent.
Anything you say can and will be held against you."
The wobbling drunk stares at her chest and replies: "Boobs." \

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~~ What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?
A grasshopper with hiccups.

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~~ So this grasshopper walks into a bar.
The bartender looks up and says "Hey! Your a grasshopper!
We have a drink named after you!".
The grasshopper says "Oh yeah?
You have a drink named Leonard?!".

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~~ This particular Sunday sermon....'Dear Lord,' the minister
began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous
look on his upturned face.
'Without you, we are but dust...'
He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient
daughter who was listening leaned over to me and
asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice,
'Mom,
what is butt dust?'

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~~ A Texan was riding a cab in Sidney.
He and the driver are soon crossing the Sydney Harbor bridge,
and the passenger is unimpressed --
"I have a duck pond bigger than that harbor, and an
ornamental bridge to span it that makes this look like a toy."
The Sydney-Newcastle expressway also gets his scorn --
"Is this a road, or a track?"
So when a kangaroo jumped out in front of the cab,
causing the sudden and severe application of the brakes,
the driver couldn't help himself -- "Stupid grasshoppers!"

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~~ JAMES (age 4)was listening to a Bible story. His dad read:
'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out
of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.'
Concerned, James asked: 'What happened to the flea?'

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~~ You Know It's Time to Diet When....
* You dance and it makes the band skip.
* You are diagnosed with the flesh eating virus,
and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live.
* You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.
* You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.
* Your driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."
* You ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk
carton for your picture.
* You learn you were born with a silver shovel in your mouth.
* You could sell shade.
* Your blood type is Ragu.

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Todays Thought:  "If you can't change your fate, change your attitude."

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Good Morning, Friends.... 28º now and will be
partly cloudy and 40º's....Snow flurrys tonight
and Friday......then it gets cold..for the weekend...
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Yesterdays Sunrise.....

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Dogs arn't supposed to have Tequila.....

Gus either!!

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No wonder I got lost on my last trip......

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I bet it messed up the works going through the mail...

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What Dignity??

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Wait til that rug grabs you....

just watch your nose..

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I'm not going to say anything....I'll keep

my thoughs to myself.....

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Not opening my mouth.....

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I tried.....they don't have any deals.......

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I don't know??....

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That's what I said.........

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These boots are made for walking???

I'll leave on this one.....

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~~ A hungry African lion came across two men.

One was sitting under a tree and reading a book;
the other was typing away on his typewriter.
The lion pounced on the man reading the book and devoured
him.
Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and
writers cramp.

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~~ So the invisible man goes to the clinic without an
appointment.
The nurse asked the doctor if he has room for the invisible man.
The doctor replies with..... "tell him I can't see him right now"

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~~ Among President Franklin Delano Roosevelt's
lesser-known orders was to have a new inscription added
to presidential matchbooks.
The inscription? "Stolen from the White House."

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~~ Q: What is the difference between a belly dancer and an
incompetent pastry chef?
A: One shakes body parts, and the other bakes shoddy tarts!

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~~ One day in October 2003, George Clooney appeared as
a guest on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno."
Clooney, commenting on a clip about a yoga convention
which Leno had aired, claimed that he too had once taught
yoga and offered to show his host some moves.
After telling Leno to get down on his hands and knees,
Clooney instructed him to try to straighten his legs and touch
the floor with his heels.
When Leno looked up for further guidance,
he found Clooney sitting at his desk, laughing.
"You never taught yoga!" Leno exclaimed.
"No," Clooney confessed, "I'm from Kentucky!"

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~~ I've been invited to an avoidance.
An avoidance? Whats that?
Its a dance for people who hate each other.

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~~ A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine
restaurant.
Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces
away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair
and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned.
The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his
chair and out of sight under the table.
Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and
unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had
disappeared.
After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to
the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am,
but I think your husband just slid under the table."
The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly,
"Ohh no, My husband just walked in the door."

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~~ Driving down the road I saw a person
hitch hiking, the sign read "Heaven Bound".
Me being the good person I am and wanting to help out,
I hit that person, I hope he made it!

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Todays Thought:  Some people should cross bridges, some people should burn bridges.
Then there are those that need to just jump off them.
Who needs a push?

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Good Morning....Clear and 29º.....

In the 40º's today.... gonna get cold Fri-Sat.

I gotta look see if I won that 355 million...lottery.

Boy people were going nuts yesterday buying numbers...

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Yesterdays Sunrise

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Now thats weird......

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Ya gotta watch your your walking....Skippy!

Call the wrecker man....

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Friends??

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I bet he's embarrassed.....

Bubba...your a dummy....

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Okay, Okay.....I got you a bag.......You don't want the burger?

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Some thing don't look right....That might hurt.....

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Only one?? mine usally have 6........

Must have some more hiding....

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Most do......

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What... must be to slow you down??

Or he was drunk.....

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Someones looking for me....

Gotta go....

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~~ The most important thing to know about becoming a urologist is that you have to be able to go with the flow.

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~~ My barbershop has the picture board of haircut styles on
his wall.......
Would you like Moe #1, Moe #2 or Moe #3 ???

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~~ My mother taught for 11 years at a day-care center.
One winter afternoon she was trying to show a young boy how
to zip up his coat.
"The secret," Mom said, "is to get this piece of the zipper to
fit in the other side before you try to zip it up."
After struggling with the zipper for several minutes,
the boy sighed and said, "Why does it have to be a secret?"

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~~ When I worked for an organization which delivered meals
to the elderly, I would take along my four year old daughter.
She was always fascinated by the appliances of old age -
canes, walkers, wheelchairs, etc.
One day I saw her staring at a set of false teeth in a jar.
She said to me, "The tooth fairy will never believe this."

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~~Petewete is opening a gym called Resolutions.
It has exercise equipment for the first 2 weeks of each year,
then becomes a bar for the remaining 50...

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~~ My spell check account is overdrawn..

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~~ "Oh, boy! I'm glad you're here," the little boy said to
his grandmother on his mother's side.
"Why?" she asked.
"Because now Daddy will do the trick he's been promising us."
"What trick?"
"Well, he told Mommy that if you came to visit,
he would climb the walls."


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~~ Did you hear about the five year old boy who was sent to
his room by his mother for having a bit of a tantrum and calling
her dumb?
After about fifteen minutes, the mother went to his room to
see if he was repentant.
She found that her son had regained his composure.
He calmly and politely said to her,
"But Mom, you really are dumb."

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~~ A young boy and his dad went out fishing one fine
morning.
After a few quiet hours out in the boat, the boy became
curious about the world around him.
He looked up at his dad and asked "How do fish breath
under water?"

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Todays Thought:  We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.

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