Good Morning....Clear and 29º.....
In the 40º's today.... gonna get cold Fri-Sat.
I gotta look see if I won that 355 million...lottery.
Boy people were going nuts yesterday buying numbers...
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Yesterdays Sunrise
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Now thats weird......
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Ya gotta watch your your walking....Skippy!
Call the wrecker man....
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Friends??
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I bet he's embarrassed.....
Bubba...your a dummy....
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Okay, Okay.....I got you a bag.......You don't want the burger?
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Some thing don't look right....That might hurt.....
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Only one?? mine usally have 6........
Must have some more hiding....
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Most do......
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What... must be to slow you down??
Or he was drunk.....
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Someones looking for me....
Gotta go....
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~~ The most important thing to know about becoming a urologist is that you have to be able to go with the flow.
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~~ My barbershop has the picture board of haircut styles on
his wall.......
Would you like Moe #1, Moe #2 or Moe #3 ???
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~~ My mother taught for 11 years at a day-care center.
One winter afternoon she was trying to show a young boy how
to zip up his coat.
"The secret," Mom said, "is to get this piece of the zipper to
fit in the other side before you try to zip it up."
After struggling with the zipper for several minutes,
the boy sighed and said, "Why does it have to be a secret?"
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~~ When I worked for an organization which delivered meals
to the elderly, I would take along my four year old daughter.
She was always fascinated by the appliances of old age -
canes, walkers, wheelchairs, etc.
One day I saw her staring at a set of false teeth in a jar.
She said to me, "The tooth fairy will never believe this."
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~~Petewete is opening a gym called Resolutions.
It has exercise equipment for the first 2 weeks of each year,
then becomes a bar for the remaining 50...
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~~ My spell check account is overdrawn..
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~~ "Oh, boy! I'm glad you're here," the little boy said to
his grandmother on his mother's side.
"Why?" she asked.
"Because now Daddy will do the trick he's been promising us."
"What trick?"
"Well, he told Mommy that if you came to visit,
he would climb the walls."
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~~ Did you hear about the five year old boy who was sent to
his room by his mother for having a bit of a tantrum and calling
her dumb?
After about fifteen minutes, the mother went to his room to
see if he was repentant.
She found that her son had regained his composure.
He calmly and politely said to her,
"But Mom, you really are dumb."
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~~ A young boy and his dad went out fishing one fine
morning.
After a few quiet hours out in the boat, the boy became
curious about the world around him.
He looked up at his dad and asked "How do fish breath
under water?"
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Todays Thought: We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.
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