Well, here is the weekend...
A partly cloudy, cold weekend....
I have 30º right now
And their calling for 39º today
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A country road....
Pete, if you send me a smoke signal will I see it??
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A picture from the trail camera, but no deer......
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I wondered were my sammach went......
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I eat fish too......
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Big bird has Human eyes....
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I don't blame ya.....
what ever it was.......
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Petewete's pocket change.......
Someone said he has piles.....
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I don't want that job.....
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What a dummy........
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How about this cool old postcard...?
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Well, time for me to go.......Later..
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~~ Two astronauts were in a space ship circling high above the earth.
One had to go on a space walk while the other stayed inside. When the space walker tried to get back inside the space ship,
he discovered that the cabin door was locked, so he knocked.
There was no answer.
He knocked again, louder this time.
There was still no answer.
Finally he hammered at the door as hard as he could and
heard a voice from inside the space ship saying,.......
Who’s there?
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~~ A news reporter was sitting in Central Park on his lunch
break.
There were two teenage boys throwing the football around.
A huge Rotweiler gets loose from it's owner and pounces on
one of the boys.
The other one, in a fit of panic, picks up the biggest stick he
could find and smashes it aginst the dog's head, killing it.
The reporter runs over to the boys.
"Wow! That was great!
I can see the headline now: Giants Fan Saves Life of Best
Friend!"
"I am not a Giants fan", the boy replied.
"Well, who are you a fan of, then?" asked the reporter.
"I am a fan of America's Team, the Dallas Cowboys!".
The next day, the headline read "Redneck Punk Brutally
Slays Beloved Family Pet".
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~~ A woman is walking in the park when she sees a man
playing chess with his cat.
She says to the man “I can’t believe what I'm seeing,
a cat that plays chess, what a clever animal!!”
The man replied “Nah lady this cats not clever at all
I'm beating it 6 games to 1″
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~~ A young teenager, listening to some music his mother
was playing asked who the band was.
"The Beatles," she told him.
"Oh. Who's in the group?"
When his mother told him, he said with surprise,
"I didn't know Paul McCartney had a group before Wings!"
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~~ What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!
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~~ A little boy watched, fascinated, as his mother covered
her face in cold cream.
"Why do you do that?" he asked.
"To make myself beautiful."
When she began to rub it off, the boy asked, "Why are you
doing that?......... Did you give up?"
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~~ What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese ?
He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath !
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~~ Days after we invaded Marja, Afghanistan,
one of my Marines found out his wife hadn't paid the cell
phone bill.
He called the company and asked how he could settle up.
"You can go to Western Union and place a money order,"
the billing agent told him.
"Ma'am, I'm in Marja, Afghanistan," he explained.
"We don't have Western Unions."
"No problem. You can also go to Walmart."
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~~ During our priest's sermon, a large plant fell over right
behind the pulpit, crashing to the ground.
Acknowledging his reputation for long-windedness,
he smiled sheepishly and said, "Well, that's the first time
I actually put a plant to sleep."
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Todays Thought: Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
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