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Google is challenging private organizations to
go to the moon, putting up a $20 million cash
prize to the first team that puts a robot on
the lunar surface.
Entrepreneurs all over the world are getting in
on the action, even “scientists” in Alabama are
seeing how far they can throw a Roomba.
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A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat...
Says He: "I'm sorry honey but I'm up to my neck in
work today"
Says She: "But I've got some good news and some
bad news for you dear."
Says He: "OK darling, but since I've got no time now,
just give me the good news, OK?"
Says She: "Well, the air bag works..."
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I ordered a chair for my mother in law
but I had to send it back.
There was nowhere to plug it in.
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I'm addicted to placebo's,
I'd give them up but it wouldn't make any
difference!!
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“911, what’s your emergency?”
I… stabbed someone.
“What? Why?”
He walked up to me and was all like HAPPY
MONDAY.
“Is he dead?”
No.
“Stab him again.”
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Blonde lady;
I think the scariest part about having triplets
is having to be pregnant for 27 months.
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Got an e-mail today from a "bored housewife 32,
looking for some action!"
So I sent her my ironing, that'll keep her busy!
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Seems like they're working on a sequel to the movie
'The Abyss'.
Rumor has it that they're going to call it,
'Son of Abyss'.
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I'm going on a blind date tonight.
I hope our dogs get on.
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A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a
cruiser with an experienced partner.
A call came in telling them to disperse some people
who were loitering.
The officers drove to the street and observed a small
crowd standing on a corner.
The rookie rolled down his window and said,
"Let's get off the corner people."
A few glances, but no one moved, so he barked again,
"Let's get off that corner... NOW!"
Intimidated, the group of people began to leave,
casting puzzled stares in his direction.
Proud of his first official act, the young policeman
turned to his partner and asked, "Well, how did I do?"
Pretty good," chuckled the vet, "especially since this
is a bus stop."
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Didn't sleep much but I got a few solid hours of
worrying done.
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