This would be better.....
No....But the bear does......
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President Obama says his daughters need
minimum wage jobs to "learn what it means to work."
May I suggest the same for members of Congress?
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The White House admitted President Obama’s chief
of staff had advance warning that the IRS was
targeting conservative groups.
President Obama says the first time he heard about
the IRS and AP scandals was from the media.
So that’s why President Obama holds press
conferences.
It’s not to explain what’s going on.
It’s to find out what’s going on.
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It's only a restroom if you fall asleep in the stall.
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“The IRS says it’s been getting death threats since the
health care bill passed because the IRS is going to be
the ones in charge of implementing it.
They say the threats people are making to the IRS
are so bad, that they are actually hindering the IRS’s
ability to threaten people.”
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The Macarena is pretty menacing if you do it in
silence in the queue at the bank.
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Q. What's the difference between Obama opponents
and Obama supporters?
A. The first group works for a living.
The second group votes for a living.
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According to my cholesterol level I'm a pizza.
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I looked out of my hotel window and all I could see
was a mosque and a ten-pin bowling alley.
Is there anywhere I can go in this town where I don't
have to take my shoes off?
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Hell hath no fury like a man being offered advice by a
woman on how to pack the luggage into the car for a
road trip.
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Need hospital etiquette advice.
How long should you wait after they pull the plug
to ask if you can use the socket to charge your
phone?
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I don't know much about fashion.
I assume a
Leotard is an idiot born between July 23 &
August 22.
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Kept nodding off at an estate auction and bought
a garden gnome for 3 million dollars.
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