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IRS and the difference between a
Republican and a Democrat:
Republicans don't want you to be afraid of an IRS
audit.
Democrats don't want the IRS to be afraid to audit
YOU.
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"No thanks, I'm vegetarian" is a fun thing to say when
someone tries to hand you their baby.
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What's the problem with Obama jokes?
His supporters don't think they're funny and
everyone else thinks they aren't jokes.
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Q: Why do Arabian horses run so fast?
A. Because they see what Muslims do to goats...
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Hillary's is dumbfounded her book, "Hard Choices",
isn't selling.
After all, it a book of her accomplishments.
Guess she diesn't know, people don't buy blank pages..
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How many Muslims does it take to change a
lightbulb?
None, they prefer to sit in the dark and blame it on
the Jews.
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Andy came to work one day, limping something
awful.
One of his co-workers, Josh, noticed and asked Andy
what happened.
Andy replied, "Oh, nothing. It's just an old hockey
injury that acts up once in a while."
Josh said, "Gee, I never knew you played hockey."
Andy responded, "No I don't.
I hurt it last year when I lost $100 on the Stanley Cup
play-offs......... I put my foot through the television."
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My dad put a lot of pressure on me as a child.
He used to say stuff like, "You're five years old?
When I was your age, I was six."
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It's not the killing part that impresses me, it's that
they figured out a way to fit "ass" into the same word
twice.
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What is the relation between salary and work
in socialism?
Workers pretend to work and the state pretends to
pay them.
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It is not looking good for President Obama
over the IRS scandal.
Today, his teleprompter took the Fifth.
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