I hopes my dog friends don't see me......
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"The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of
Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage."
-- Mark Russell
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What is a red flag to Obama's IRS?
Money in your bank account.
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If all the illegals were to pledge to vote repub,
the border would be closed before Monday...lol
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He logged into Ancestry dot com and asked
for a copy of his family tree, they sent him a pic of a
potato plant, I'm not saying he's inbred, but even the
people of West Virginia shake their heads and say
damn when they see him.
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Word of the day - Obama.
I opened a bottle of brandy and drank it Obama self.
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My kid's teacher told me my kid is obsessed with
video games and that I need to work with her on it.
I'm like I do........ I'm player 2.
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I only have 4 months left on that mirror I broke in
2007.
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What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
They drowned in spring training.
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You can usually win any arm wrestling contest by
simultaneously leaning in for a kiss.
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After only one Karate lesson
I can break boards with my cast.
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I've been to a nudist camp and found myself wishing
that most of them would put their clothes on.
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