Doing the "Twist"??
Wake us when it's time to Eat.....
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I’m so glad McDonalds doesn’t sell Hot Dogs....
I can’t imagine ordering a “McWeiner” and don’t
get me started on “super size”....
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Support the U.S. economy.
Buy American politicians.
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I don't know what my credit score is,
but I'm pretty sure I'm losing.
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Middle age is that time of life when you finally
know your way around but don't feel like going.
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Jacob was fast asleep in bed with his wife
Naomi.
Suddenly, Naomi woke him up and said,
"Please close the window..... It’s cold outside."
Jacob groaned and turned over.
Naomi nudged him again and insisted,
"Please close the window..... It’s cold outside."
Jacob forced himself up and shut the window.
"Does that make it warm outside?"
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Cocaine dealers are always sticking their
business in other people's noses.
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What is the definition of Agony?
A one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy
balls.
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My doctor told me to start killing people.
Well not in those exact words.
He said I had to reduce the stress in my life.
Same thing........
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If there was a key to success......
then key-making would be a very lucrative
profession.
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I am writing this from the hospital.
Don't worry the doc said I will be fine,
but I must warn you -
The Dyson Ball cleaner has a very
misleading name.
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