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asks, "Where ya going boy ?"
The son smiled and replied, "I'm a-going
courting Peggy-Sue."
The Father said, "When I went a-courtin',
I didn't need me no dang lantern."
"Sure Pa, I know." the boy said.
"And look what you got !"
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A minister in Florida lamented that it was
difficult to get his message across to his local congregation:
"It's so beautiful here in the winter," he said,
"that heaven doesn't interest them that much."
"And it's so hot here in the summer that hell
doesn't really scare them either."
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Q: What do you get when you cross a sheep
and a kangaroo?A: A sweater with big pockets.
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The wife and I got our baby home
from hospital today. She suggested that I change the diaper.
I said "I'm busy, I'll change the next one."
Three hours later, she asked again.
"I meant the next baby."
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Workaholic
Someone whose favorite entertainment is Monday mornings.
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Once there was a competition conducted with
Scientists from America, France and China.The Americans reported: "We crossed chickens
with cows. And now the new breed
simultaneously produces milk, meat and eggs."
On this, Scientists from France came with the
report: "We crossed flies and bees.
Now, the hybrid flies over the trash fields and
produces honey."
Chinese gave others run for their money.
They said: "We crossed a melon with
cockroaches.
And now when you cut this melon,
seeds run away by themselves..."
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A boss was educating an employee on effective
sales technique."The main thing to remember is that repetition,
repetition, repetition is the keynote!" he advised.
"If you have a product to sell, keep harping on
it in every possible way, cram it down people's
throats and beat them over the head with it!
Above all, don't ever forget to repeat and repeat
and repeat! It's the only way to get results!"
"Yes, sir!" the employee answered.
"And now, what was it you came in to see me
about?" the boss asked.
The employee replied, "An increment!
An increment! An increment! An increment!
An increment! An increment! An increment!"
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Tattoo
Permanent proof of temporary insanity.
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And now a poem.......
A hermit who had an oasisThought it the best of all places:
He could pray and be calm
'Neath a pleasant date-palm,
While the lice on his ballocks ran races.
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A friend told me "I can understand why men
don't like vasectomies.My uncle got a vasectomy, and paid for it with
MasterCard.
He forgot to pay the bill, and the finance
company came over to his house and knocked
up my aunt."
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Seen In a Tokyo Hotel:
Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please.If you are not person to do such thing is
please not to read notis.
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