Well.. Blogger won't let me post pictures this morning...
Hasn't worked right since updated to Explorer 11....
Had to remove 11 and go back to 10...
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car was needing oil??
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The State Department issued a new travel
warning, urging American citizens to avoid
Syria.
It was part of a new set of warnings called,
'Things you were probably doing already.'
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People with bad breath are disgusting.
Fortunately I don't need to worry about that
since discovering free chewing gum under desks.
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The guys at the barber shop asked me what
actress I would like to be stuck in an elevator
with.
I told them the one who knows how to fix
elevators.
I'm old, tired, and pee a lot.
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Paddy's in the bathroom and Murphy shouts to
him..... "Did you find the shampoo?"
Paddy says, "Oi did, but it's for dry hair and
I've just wet mine."
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity,
Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you
yesterday.
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Insults....
* I researched your entire family tree and it
seems you were the sap.
* You are so old, even your memory is in black
and white.
* Ever since I saw you in your family tree,
I've wanted to cut it down.
* You're a person of rare intelligence.
It's rare when you show any.
* I used to think that you were a big pain in the
neck.
Now I have a much lower opinion of you.
* I heard your parents took you to a dog show
and you won.
* You are proof that evolution CAN go in
reverse.
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Q: What is the difference between George
Washington, Richard Nixon, and your
Mother-in-Law?
A: Washington couldn't tell a lie,
Nixon couldn't tell the truth,
your Mother-in-Law doesn't know the
difference.
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Why is the third hand On the watch
Called the second hand?
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Teacher: Point out any one difference between
Liability and Asset.
Toby: Well, a drunk friend is a Liability but a
drunk Girlfriend is certainly an Asset!
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