Down Hummingbird Lane

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Confucius Sez......
 It's ok to let a fool kiss you,
 but don't let a kiss fool you.

 

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Confucius Sez......
 A kiss is just shopping upstairs
 for downstairs merchandise.

 

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A musician is someone who puts $5000 worth
of gear in a $500 car to drive 100 miles to a
$50 gig.

 

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Q: What did the detective in the Arctic say to
the suspect?
A: "Where were you on the night of September
to March?"

 

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Two kids meet on their first day of primary
school.
"I've always been clever," says one kid.
"I've been walking since I was 9 months old."
 "You call that clever?" says the other.
"I let them  carry me around until I was 4."

 

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I hear that exercise kills germs. 
But how do you get the little buggers to
exercise?

 

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Son: Dad, what does 'gay' means?
Father: It means 'to be happy'.
Son: Are you gay?
Father: No, son. I have a wife.

 

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Q: What did the big furry hat say to the warm
woolly scarf?
 A: "You hang around while I go on ahead."

 

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In a small Texas town, the police arrested the
local madam and seized her little black book,
which listed all her girls.
Each officer on the small police force was
assigned a group of names and ordered to check
them out.
After a week, the chief held a meeting.
When he called on Detective Summers,
Summers replied, "Chief, I'm sorry but I'm
gonna have to disqualify myself.
One of the ladies I questioned is an eighty-four-
year-old so charming that I've fallen in love
with her."
"Tarnation, boy!" exclaimed the chief.
"I'm surprised at you, Summers.
You've been a policeman almost all your life --
and here you go, falling for the oldest trick in
the book!"

 

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Gossip performs much like a balloon; it grows
bigger with each puff.