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A man was going door-to-door doing a sexual
survey in Jeff's neighborhood.
"How often a week do you sleep with your wife?"
asked the inquirer.
"Three times," Jeff said without hesitation.
"That is once more often than your neighbor,"
the inquirer said, writing.
"That makes sense," Jeff said, "after all, she's
my wife."
survey in Jeff's neighborhood.
"How often a week do you sleep with your wife?"
asked the inquirer.
"Three times," Jeff said without hesitation.
"That is once more often than your neighbor,"
the inquirer said, writing.
"That makes sense," Jeff said, "after all, she's
my wife."
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I decided to go to Las Vegas for Christmas this
year, but they thru me out of the hotel.
Apparently they have a different definition of
"crap table" THAN I DO.
year, but they thru me out of the hotel.
Apparently they have a different definition of
"crap table" THAN I DO.
••
If money is the root of all evil, then why do
they ask for it in church?
they ask for it in church?
Jeffrey J. Pyrcoch, 19, and an alleged accomplice
were arrested in West Lafayette, Ind., in May on
theft and fraud charges.
Pyrcioch allegedly cashed checks that he had
written with disappearing ink, apparently believing
the checks would be blank by the time they were
presented to the bank for collection.
However, traces of ink remained, and police said
Pyrcoch would have a better chance of getting away
with it if he had not used checks pre-printed with
his name and account number on them.
were arrested in West Lafayette, Ind., in May on
theft and fraud charges.
Pyrcioch allegedly cashed checks that he had
written with disappearing ink, apparently believing
the checks would be blank by the time they were
presented to the bank for collection.
However, traces of ink remained, and police said
Pyrcoch would have a better chance of getting away
with it if he had not used checks pre-printed with
his name and account number on them.
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I was playing scrabble when an Earthquake hit..
I had a vowel movement....
I had a vowel movement....
••
Aliens DO indeed exist.
They just know better than to visit a planet that
Chuck Norris is on.
Aliens DO indeed exist.
They just know better than to visit a planet that
Chuck Norris is on.
••
What happened to the blonde Ice Hockey Team?
They drowned in Spring Training.
They drowned in Spring Training.
••
A man walking down the street noticed a small
boy trying to reach the doorbell of a house.
Even when he jumped up, he couldn't quite
reach it.
The man decided to help the boy, walked up on
to the porch and pushed the doorbell.
He looked down at the boy, smiled and asked,
"What now?"
The boy answered, "Now we run like crazy!"
boy trying to reach the doorbell of a house.
Even when he jumped up, he couldn't quite
reach it.
The man decided to help the boy, walked up on
to the porch and pushed the doorbell.
He looked down at the boy, smiled and asked,
"What now?"
The boy answered, "Now we run like crazy!"
••
I'm afraid to invite my Niece to our Christmas
party.
She came to a party we had about a month ago,
and she sat in the middle of our living room
with her baby.
I had over 25 guests at that party and all of
them seemed to be watching her.
She had her breast out, feeding her baby.......
cereal.
party.
She came to a party we had about a month ago,
and she sat in the middle of our living room
with her baby.
I had over 25 guests at that party and all of
them seemed to be watching her.
She had her breast out, feeding her baby.......
cereal.
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My brother didn't like being in jail....
He wouldn't take food or drink and he smeared
his poop all over the walls.
Mom said he can't play Monopoly with us
anymore.
He wouldn't take food or drink and he smeared
his poop all over the walls.
Mom said he can't play Monopoly with us
anymore.
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