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How hard will it be for the Mexican Polica to
find and arrest the hombres that stole that
truck with the Cobalt-60 in it,
after all they glow in the dark.
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What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if
it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A pool table.
it fell out of a tree would kill you?
A pool table.
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Sven, Ole, and Lena got invitations to go to
this party.
The invitation said that they must dress up as
an emotion.
So Sven goes to his house, and Ole and Lena
go to theirs.
Lena goes upstairs to change, she comes
downstairs all dressed in red.
Ole asks Lena, "Vut are yew supposed ta be?"
Lena says, "I'm red vith furry."
So Ole goes upstairs to change, he comes
downstairs all dressed in green.
Lena asks Ole, "Vut are yew supposed to be?"
Ole says, "I'm green vith envy."
Ole and Lena get a knock on their front door,
so Ole answers it.
There is Sven standing butt-naked with a tire
around his waist!
Ole says, "Vut in va vorld are vu supposed ta
be?"
Sven says, "I'm in da spare!"
this party.
The invitation said that they must dress up as
an emotion.
So Sven goes to his house, and Ole and Lena
go to theirs.
Lena goes upstairs to change, she comes
downstairs all dressed in red.
Ole asks Lena, "Vut are yew supposed ta be?"
Lena says, "I'm red vith furry."
So Ole goes upstairs to change, he comes
downstairs all dressed in green.
Lena asks Ole, "Vut are yew supposed to be?"
Ole says, "I'm green vith envy."
Ole and Lena get a knock on their front door,
so Ole answers it.
There is Sven standing butt-naked with a tire
around his waist!
Ole says, "Vut in va vorld are vu supposed ta
be?"
Sven says, "I'm in da spare!"
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What is invisible and smells like carrots?
Rabbit Farts ......
Rabbit Farts ......
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A student engineer in the office got engaged
some time ago.
At her wedding, I was reminding her of the
first day she wore her ring.
None of the other women in the office even
noticed.
Finally, in sheer and total exasperation, she
said "Boy !!! It's so warm in here today,
I think I'll take off my ring."
some time ago.
At her wedding, I was reminding her of the
first day she wore her ring.
None of the other women in the office even
noticed.
Finally, in sheer and total exasperation, she
said "Boy !!! It's so warm in here today,
I think I'll take off my ring."
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Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went
to the toilet?
A: He wiped the chain and pulled himself.
to the toilet?
A: He wiped the chain and pulled himself.
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Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he
loves.
After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.
loves.
After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.
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Someone told me, Don't fall in love,
you might get hurt.
I told them, Don't live, you might die.
I told them, Don't live, you might die.
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John receives a phone call. "Hello," he answers. The voice
on the other end says, "This is Susan. We met a party
about 3 months ago."
John: "Hmm... Susan? about 3 months ago?"
Susan: "Yes, it was at Bill's house.
on the other end says, "This is Susan. We met a party
about 3 months ago."
John: "Hmm... Susan? about 3 months ago?"
Susan: "Yes, it was at Bill's house.
After the party you took me home.
On the way we parked and got into the back seat.
You told me I was a good sport."
John: "Oh, yeah! Susan! How are you?"
Susan: "I'm pregnant and I'm going to kill myself."
John: "Say, you ARE a good sport."
John: "Oh, yeah! Susan! How are you?"
Susan: "I'm pregnant and I'm going to kill myself."
John: "Say, you ARE a good sport."
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It was during a ball at Andrew Jackson's
country home that the family physician
approached Mrs. Jackson to say,
"You're looking wonderful tonite, Rachel!
What keeps you so radiant and effervescent?"
"Having such a popular husband, of course."
"Surely there must be more to it than that,
madam."
"Well, there's Old Hickory's dickery, doc."
country home that the family physician
approached Mrs. Jackson to say,
"You're looking wonderful tonite, Rachel!
What keeps you so radiant and effervescent?"
"Having such a popular husband, of course."
"Surely there must be more to it than that,
madam."
"Well, there's Old Hickory's dickery, doc."
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What do you call Toys R' Us in the hood?
We B Toyz N' Shit.....
We B Toyz N' Shit.....
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