His feet is cold......
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Some grocery stores refuse to sell eggs to
teenagers on mischief night.
Isn't that terrible?
It makes me feel bad for well-behaved kids
just looking to make an omelet.
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At the Domino's website you can track the
progress of your pizza.
That's fine.
That's running perfectly.
No problems there.
But you can't get healthcare.
progress of your pizza.
That's fine.
That's running perfectly.
No problems there.
But you can't get healthcare.
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Con artists are using Obamacare confusion to
sign people up for fake health insurance.
The scammers lure victims with false promises
like, "If you like your healthcare plan, you can
keep your healthcare plan."
The scammers will tell you that, so you have to
be careful.
sign people up for fake health insurance.
The scammers lure victims with false promises
like, "If you like your healthcare plan, you can
keep your healthcare plan."
The scammers will tell you that, so you have to
be careful.
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"You may have noticed that all the Nigerian
email scammers have become a lot less active
lately as they all have been hired to run the
Obamacare website."
email scammers have become a lot less active
lately as they all have been hired to run the
Obamacare website."
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In marriage, the bridge gets a shower.
But for the groom, it's curtains!
But for the groom, it's curtains!
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Two guys in New Hampshire were arrested after
they tried to rob a group of people playing Bingo.
Cops became suspicious when they saw a car
driving away from the Bingo hall going more than
10 miles an hour.
they tried to rob a group of people playing Bingo.
Cops became suspicious when they saw a car
driving away from the Bingo hall going more than
10 miles an hour.
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If there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps out,
how many are left?
None, they were all copycats!
how many are left?
None, they were all copycats!
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The guy walked into the bar (ouch) looking like
he'd been run over by a truck.
His hair was matted, his face bloody and
scratched, his clothes torn.
His friends bought him a beer, then asked,
"What happened?"
The guy chugged the beer and said, "I was
fighting for Joanne's virginity."
"No kidding?"
"Yeah.
But that little tiger was determined to keep it.
he'd been run over by a truck.
His hair was matted, his face bloody and
scratched, his clothes torn.
His friends bought him a beer, then asked,
"What happened?"
The guy chugged the beer and said, "I was
fighting for Joanne's virginity."
"No kidding?"
"Yeah.
But that little tiger was determined to keep it.
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Scientists from New Zealand have discovered a
new species of dolphin.
They say it's delicious.
new species of dolphin.
They say it's delicious.
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In Alaska,it gets very cold, -50 C at times.
As you know, things shrink in cold tempeatures.
So the value of Pi there is only 2.9997, and is
known as Eskimo Pi..
As you know, things shrink in cold tempeatures.
So the value of Pi there is only 2.9997, and is
known as Eskimo Pi..
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A short history of Medicine:
"Doctor, I have an ear ache."
2000 BC: Doctor: " Here, eat this root."
1000 BC: Doctor: "That root is heathen; here,
say this prayer"
1850 AD: Doctor: "That prayer is superstition;
drink this potion"
1940 AD: Doctor: " That potion is snake oil; here,
take this pill"
1985 AD: Doctor: "That pill is ineffective; take this
antibiotic"
2013 AD: Doctor: "That antibiotic is artificial;
here, eat this root"
"Doctor, I have an ear ache."
2000 BC: Doctor: " Here, eat this root."
1000 BC: Doctor: "That root is heathen; here,
say this prayer"
1850 AD: Doctor: "That prayer is superstition;
drink this potion"
1940 AD: Doctor: " That potion is snake oil; here,
take this pill"
1985 AD: Doctor: "That pill is ineffective; take this
antibiotic"
2013 AD: Doctor: "That antibiotic is artificial;
here, eat this root"
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