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After 100 years lying on the sea bed,
Irish divers were amazed to find that
the Titanic's swimming pool was still full!
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Warning label on
Nytol (a sleep aid): "Warning: May cause
drowsiness."
Nytol (a sleep aid): "Warning: May cause
drowsiness."
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A guy goes to the hospital in serious condition
with a toy horse stuck up his butt.
it took 4 hrs of surgery to remove it .
He is now in stable condition...
with a toy horse stuck up his butt.
it took 4 hrs of surgery to remove it .
He is now in stable condition...
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A man went into a hardware store to apply for
a job.
After completing his application he then went
to the section of the store that sold guns.
He asked to see a couple guns.
The attendent left for a moment and the guy
stole the guns.
Not only was he video-taped, the police used
the address on his application to go to his
house and arrest him.
A man went into a hardware store to apply for
a job.
After completing his application he then went
to the section of the store that sold guns.
He asked to see a couple guns.
The attendent left for a moment and the guy
stole the guns.
Not only was he video-taped, the police used
the address on his application to go to his
house and arrest him.
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Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
It's called Blonde. It's not very bright,
but it spreads easy!
It's called Blonde. It's not very bright,
but it spreads easy!
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Sign in a gas station:
Coke - 49 cents.
Two for a dollar.
Coke - 49 cents.
Two for a dollar.
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This story allegedly happened late one night
during bad weather.
As heard over the tower radio:
Helicopter Pilot: "Roger, I'm holding at 3000
over >such-and-such<
beacon".
Second voice: "NO! You can't be doing that!
I'm holding at 3000 over that beacon!"
(brief pause, then first voice again):
"You idiot, you're my co-pilot."
during bad weather.
As heard over the tower radio:
Helicopter Pilot: "Roger, I'm holding at 3000
over >such-and-such<
beacon".
Second voice: "NO! You can't be doing that!
I'm holding at 3000 over that beacon!"
(brief pause, then first voice again):
"You idiot, you're my co-pilot."
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A couple I know recently adopted a Chinese
baby girl, and were showing her to friends.
A neighbor came by to admire the baby, and
asked, "But what will you do when she gets
older and starts speaking Chinese?"
baby girl, and were showing her to friends.
A neighbor came by to admire the baby, and
asked, "But what will you do when she gets
older and starts speaking Chinese?"
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CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE...
* "I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen
when 'The Simpsons' is on television." (Anita, 6)
* "Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide
from it.
I have been trying to hide from it since I was five,
but the girls keep finding me." (Bobby, 8)
* "I'm not rushing into being in love.
I'm finding fourth grade hard enough."
(Regina, 10)
* "I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen
when 'The Simpsons' is on television." (Anita, 6)
* "Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide
from it.
I have been trying to hide from it since I was five,
but the girls keep finding me." (Bobby, 8)
* "I'm not rushing into being in love.
I'm finding fourth grade hard enough."
(Regina, 10)
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