One hot cat....
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Why do some guys eat refried beans on Saturday
night?
So they can take a bubble bath Sunday morning.
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The Washington Redskins are changing their name
because of all the hatred, violence, and hostility
associated with that word.
From now on they will be known simply as the
Redskins.
because of all the hatred, violence, and hostility
associated with that word.
From now on they will be known simply as the
Redskins.
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Morris and his wife were vacationing in Hawaii
when a violent earthquake occurred at 3 AM.
As soon as morning came, the man went down
to the hotel lobby to read the newspaper about
what had happened.
As he was reading the newspaper, a local
gentlemen stepped up and ask him if he had felt
the earthquake during the night.
"I sure did.
My wife and I are here on vacation from the
mainland, and I have felt other earthquakes,
but I have never felt a quake like that one,
it was terrible.
I thought the building was going to come down
on us."
The guy asks, "What were you doing during the
earthquake?"
"Gee, I was having the best sexual performance
of my life as that earthquake was happening."
"Is that right? And what did your wife think
about it?"
Morris said, "Well, it damn near woke her up!"
when a violent earthquake occurred at 3 AM.
As soon as morning came, the man went down
to the hotel lobby to read the newspaper about
what had happened.
As he was reading the newspaper, a local
gentlemen stepped up and ask him if he had felt
the earthquake during the night.
"I sure did.
My wife and I are here on vacation from the
mainland, and I have felt other earthquakes,
but I have never felt a quake like that one,
it was terrible.
I thought the building was going to come down
on us."
The guy asks, "What were you doing during the
earthquake?"
"Gee, I was having the best sexual performance
of my life as that earthquake was happening."
"Is that right? And what did your wife think
about it?"
Morris said, "Well, it damn near woke her up!"
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A newly licensed truck driver gets his 1st load
across country.
It takes him 3 weeks to get from California to
New Jersey.
It turns out every time he saw a sign saying
"TRUCK STOP, CLEAN RESTROOMS",
He did.
across country.
It takes him 3 weeks to get from California to
New Jersey.
It turns out every time he saw a sign saying
"TRUCK STOP, CLEAN RESTROOMS",
He did.
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An older man approached an attractive younger
woman at a shopping mall.
'Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife.
Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?'
The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old
fellow, said, 'Of course, sir.
Do you know where your wife might be?'
'I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman
with big tits like yours, she seems to appear out of
nowhere.'
woman at a shopping mall.
'Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife.
Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?'
The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old
fellow, said, 'Of course, sir.
Do you know where your wife might be?'
'I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman
with big tits like yours, she seems to appear out of
nowhere.'
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The husband and wife were playing on the ninth
green when she collapsed from a heart attack.
"Please dear, I need help." she said.
The husband ran off saying "I'll go get some help."
A little while later he returned, picked up his club and
began to line up his shot on the green.
His wife, on the ground, raised up her head and said,
"I'm may be dying and you're putting?"
"Don't worry dear.
I found a doctor on the second hole who said he will
come and help."
"The second hole??? When in the hell is he coming???"
"Hey! I told ya not to worry." he said, practice
stroking his putt.
"Everyone's already agreed to let him play
through."
green when she collapsed from a heart attack.
"Please dear, I need help." she said.
The husband ran off saying "I'll go get some help."
A little while later he returned, picked up his club and
began to line up his shot on the green.
His wife, on the ground, raised up her head and said,
"I'm may be dying and you're putting?"
"Don't worry dear.
I found a doctor on the second hole who said he will
come and help."
"The second hole??? When in the hell is he coming???"
"Hey! I told ya not to worry." he said, practice
stroking his putt.
"Everyone's already agreed to let him play
through."
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If the Rampant Rabbit and Easter Bunny
swapped jobs,
Would Easter come quicker.
swapped jobs,
Would Easter come quicker.
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Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to go to
Australia.
Shut up son and keep swimming.
Australia.
Shut up son and keep swimming.
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My last girlfriend used to call my penis what I
thought was a big, powerful, scary nickname.
She was calling it a weapon of mass destruction.
Sounded cool, but then I found out she was calling
it that because she thought my penis was really
hard to find.
thought was a big, powerful, scary nickname.
She was calling it a weapon of mass destruction.
Sounded cool, but then I found out she was calling
it that because she thought my penis was really
hard to find.
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Mommy, Mommy! Why are we pushing the car off
the cliff?
Shut up son, you'll wake your father.
the cliff?
Shut up son, you'll wake your father.
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A husband said to his wife
"Get your coat on love, it's time to go to the pub."
She replied "But you NEVER take me out."
"I'm not," said the husband,
"but I'm turning the heating off before I go."
"Get your coat on love, it's time to go to the pub."
She replied "But you NEVER take me out."
"I'm not," said the husband,
"but I'm turning the heating off before I go."
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