Down Hummingbird Lane

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Got arrested at the airport last week.
Apparently, security doesn't appreciate it when
you call "shotgun" before boarding a plane. 

 

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I've concluded that comparing apples and oranges
is fruitless.

 

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Why did Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley
split up?
He wanted children and she didn't want to get a
sex change.

 

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Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?
A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip
and get stoned.

 

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The walgreen's pharmacy was broken into and a
large amount of viagra was taken. 
The local police said to be on the look out for two
hardened criminals.

 

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“Capon is the main ingredient of chicken castratori.”

 

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I had a dream last night.
I was on the Moon dining in a restaurant.
Tina : Oh really? How was the food?
Sara : The food was good, but there was no
atmosphere.

 

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It was my mum and dad's 25th anniversary
yesterday.
"What's the secret to a happy marriage dad?"
I asked him.
"Two words."
He replied.
"Yes dear."

 

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Q- How does a Jewish kid verbally abuse his
playmates?
A-"Your mama pays retail"

 

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Sign in a Yugoslavian hotel:
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the
job of the chambermaid.

 

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A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day.
The girl approaches the boy and says, "Hey Tommy,
wanna play house?"
He says, "Sure! What do you want me to do?"
The girl replies, "I want you to communicate your
thoughts."
"Communicate my thoughts?" said a bewildered
Tommy.
"I have no idea what that means."
The little girl smirks and says, "Perfect.
You can be the husband."

 

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