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"Some Republicans are saying that due to his current
scandals, President Obama should be impeached.
In response, Obama laughed and said,
'Two words fellas: President Biden.'
scandals, President Obama should be impeached.
In response, Obama laughed and said,
'Two words fellas: President Biden.'
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Once upon a time there were two little skunks named
"In" and "Out."
They lived in a hollow tree with their mother.
Sometime In and Out played outside,but other times they
played inside.
One day In was out and Out was in.
Mother skunk told Out to go out and bring In in.
So Out went out and in a few minutes he came in with In."
My my, Out," she said, "How did you find In so quickly?"
Out just smiled and said, "Instinct."
"In" and "Out."
They lived in a hollow tree with their mother.
Sometime In and Out played outside,but other times they
played inside.
One day In was out and Out was in.
Mother skunk told Out to go out and bring In in.
So Out went out and in a few minutes he came in with In."
My my, Out," she said, "How did you find In so quickly?"
Out just smiled and said, "Instinct."
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Did you hear about the troll who won a gold medal at
the Olympics?
He had it bronzed.
the Olympics?
He had it bronzed.
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A motorist, after being bogged down in a muddy road,
paid a passing farmer fifty dollars to pull him out with
his tractor.
After he was back on dry ground he said to the farmer,
"At those prices, I should think you would be pulling
people out of the mud night and day."
"Can't," replied the farmer.
"At night I haul water for the hole."
paid a passing farmer fifty dollars to pull him out with
his tractor.
After he was back on dry ground he said to the farmer,
"At those prices, I should think you would be pulling
people out of the mud night and day."
"Can't," replied the farmer.
"At night I haul water for the hole."
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When does “B” come after “U”?
When you take some of his honey ......
When you take some of his honey ......
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The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class
on emotional extremes.
"Just to establish some parameters," said the professor
to the student from Arkansas, "What is the opposite of joy?"
"Sadness," said the student.
And the opposite of depression?" he asked of the young
lady from Oklahoma.
"Elation," said she.
"And you sir," he said to the young man from Texas,
"how about the opposite of woe?"
The Texan replied, "Sir, I believe that would be giddy-up."
on emotional extremes.
"Just to establish some parameters," said the professor
to the student from Arkansas, "What is the opposite of joy?"
"Sadness," said the student.
And the opposite of depression?" he asked of the young
lady from Oklahoma.
"Elation," said she.
"And you sir," he said to the young man from Texas,
"how about the opposite of woe?"
The Texan replied, "Sir, I believe that would be giddy-up."
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Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A: I want to hold your hand hand hand hand hand hand
hand hand.
Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A: I want to hold your hand hand hand hand hand hand
hand hand.
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A woman buys a new Sim Card.
Puts it in her phone and decides to surprise her husband
who is seated on the couch in the Living room.
She goes to the kitchen, calls her husband with the new
number: "Hello Darling."
The husband responds in a low tone:
"Let me call you back later Honey, the stupid woman is
in the kitchen."
He is now in Divorce Court.
Puts it in her phone and decides to surprise her husband
who is seated on the couch in the Living room.
She goes to the kitchen, calls her husband with the new
number: "Hello Darling."
The husband responds in a low tone:
"Let me call you back later Honey, the stupid woman is
in the kitchen."
He is now in Divorce Court.
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