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Wife:-
Whenever I sing classical why do you stand in balcony?
Husband:-
To ensure that our neighbors don't think, I'm not doing
it forcibly..
Whenever I sing classical why do you stand in balcony?
Husband:-
To ensure that our neighbors don't think, I'm not doing
it forcibly..
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One woman told another : "My neighbour is always
speaking ill of her husband, but look at me, my husband
is foolish, lazy and a coward; but have I ever said anything
bad about him ?"
speaking ill of her husband, but look at me, my husband
is foolish, lazy and a coward; but have I ever said anything
bad about him ?"
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what is Difference between a man buying a lottery & a
man arguing with his wife/girlfriend ?
Ans. A man buying a lottery has a chance to win !!
man arguing with his wife/girlfriend ?
Ans. A man buying a lottery has a chance to win !!
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The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields
by a kind neighbor.
However kindly the neighbor might have been, he was
undoubtedly a coward.
When a bull charged towards them one day, he
abandoned the blind man.
The bull, puzzled by a lack of fear, nudged the farmer in
the back.
He turned very quickly, caught the bull by the horns and
threw it to the ground with a bump that left it breathless.
"Aidan," said the neighbor, "I never knew you were so
strong."
"Faith, and if I could have got that fella off the
handlebars of the bicycle I'd have thrashed him properly."
by a kind neighbor.
However kindly the neighbor might have been, he was
undoubtedly a coward.
When a bull charged towards them one day, he
abandoned the blind man.
The bull, puzzled by a lack of fear, nudged the farmer in
the back.
He turned very quickly, caught the bull by the horns and
threw it to the ground with a bump that left it breathless.
"Aidan," said the neighbor, "I never knew you were so
strong."
"Faith, and if I could have got that fella off the
handlebars of the bicycle I'd have thrashed him properly."
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My new years resolution was to lose 30lbs by the end of
summer.
Well only 40lbs to go!
summer.
Well only 40lbs to go!
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There was a doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer
scientist sitting around late one evening, and they
discussed which the oldest profession was.
The doctor pointed out that according to Biblical
tradition, God created Eve from Adam's rib.
This obviously required surgery, so therefore that was
the oldest profession in the world.
The engineer countered with an earlier passage in the
Bible that stated that God created order from the chaos,
and that was most certainly the biggest and best civil
engineering example ever, and also proved that his
profession was the oldest profession.
The computer scientist leaned back in her chair, and
with a sly smile responded, "Yes, but whom do you think
created the chaos?"
scientist sitting around late one evening, and they
discussed which the oldest profession was.
The doctor pointed out that according to Biblical
tradition, God created Eve from Adam's rib.
This obviously required surgery, so therefore that was
the oldest profession in the world.
The engineer countered with an earlier passage in the
Bible that stated that God created order from the chaos,
and that was most certainly the biggest and best civil
engineering example ever, and also proved that his
profession was the oldest profession.
The computer scientist leaned back in her chair, and
with a sly smile responded, "Yes, but whom do you think
created the chaos?"
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"Young man," said the judge, looking sternly at the
defendant.
"It's alcohol and alcohol alone that's responsible for your
present sorry state!"
"I'm glad to hear you say that," replied Murphy,
with a sigh of relief.
"Everybody else says it's all my fault!"
defendant.
"It's alcohol and alcohol alone that's responsible for your
present sorry state!"
"I'm glad to hear you say that," replied Murphy,
with a sigh of relief.
"Everybody else says it's all my fault!"
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.
Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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THOUGHT OF THE DAY:
"What you leave behind is not what is engraved in
stone monuments, but what is woven into the lives
of others."
"What you leave behind is not what is engraved in
stone monuments, but what is woven into the lives
of others."
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