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Gus's Law Of Useless Difficulty: Just because it's hard,
doesn't mean it's worth the effort.
doesn't mean it's worth the effort.
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The price of Prozac went up 50% last year.
When they asked Prozac users how they felt about this
they said, 'Whatever...'
When they asked Prozac users how they felt about this
they said, 'Whatever...'
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Computers are like air conditioners.
They work fine until you start opening windows.
They work fine until you start opening windows.
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Once upon a time there was a female brain cell who
accidentally ended up in a man's head.
She looked around nervously but it was all empty and
quiet.
"Hello?" she cried, but no answer.
"Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder,
but still no answer.
Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared
and yelled at the top of her voice, "HELLO, IS THERE
ANYONE HERE?"
Then she heard a very faint voice from far, far away...
"We're down here!"
accidentally ended up in a man's head.
She looked around nervously but it was all empty and
quiet.
"Hello?" she cried, but no answer.
"Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder,
but still no answer.
Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared
and yelled at the top of her voice, "HELLO, IS THERE
ANYONE HERE?"
Then she heard a very faint voice from far, far away...
"We're down here!"
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Men are like.....Bank Accounts.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much
interest.
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much
interest.
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Men are like.....Bike helmets.
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just
LOOK SILLY.
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just
LOOK SILLY.
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Men are like.....Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
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Men are like ... newborn babies
They're cute at first, but you get tired of picking
up their crap.
They're cute at first, but you get tired of picking
up their crap.
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