Down Hummingbird Lane

••

••

♥

 

Breaking news...
George Zimmerman changes his name to Ben Ghazi so
Obama and the Media will never mention him again..

 

••

A Puzzle for Darwin....
On the sixth day, God created the platypus.
And God said: Let's see the evolutionists try and figure
this one out.

 

••

Most men prefer looks to brains because they see better
than they think.

 

••

Got pulled over by the police last night.
They ordered me to get out of the car.
'You're staggering', said the officer.
I replied, 'You're not a bad looking yourself, officer."

 

••

I ate a pack of skittles before a urine test.
I passed with flying colors.

 

••

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but a
Chuck Norris glare will liquefy your kidneys.

 

••
According to a new study, inactivity can kill you.
You can die from doing nothing.
Believe me.
These findings scare the hell out of the Congress.

 

••

Is a wolf in sheep's clothing....
A cross dresser?

A dray of squirrels
A murmuration of starlings
A mustering of storks
A flight of swallows
A bevy, herd, lamentation, or wedge of swans
A sounder or drift of swine
A hover of trout..

 

••••