Down Hummingbird Lane

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As the doctor went over my chart, he said,
"The surgery has risks.
You will almost certainly regain the sight in your eyes
but there is a chance it will affect your ability to maintain
an erection."
I said, "How come?"
He said, "Well ... your wife is very ugly".

 

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Q: How did the blonde burn her nose?
 A: Bobbing for french fries.

 

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Bubba tells us a story about his encounter with a
Vampire late one night.
The Vampire wanted to smoke and asked Bubba for a
light.
When Bubba obliged, the vampire seems to have told him,
"Fang you very much."

 

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Q: Why did it take the blonde seven days to drive from
St. Louis to Chicago?
 A: She kept seeing signs that read "stop clean bathroom".

 

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In Year 1981....
1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes
4. Pope Died
In Year 2005....
1. Prince Charles got married (again)
2. Liverpool crowned Champions of Europe(again)
3. Australia lost the Ashes (again)
4. Pope Died (again)
Moral of the story -
In future, if Prince Charles decides to re-marry...
please warn the Pope............

 

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If it can be borrowed and it can be broken, you will
borrow it and you will break it.

 

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Police in Chicago last night announced the discovery of
an arms cache of 400 semi-automatic rifles with 25,000
rounds of ammunition, 200 pounds of heroin, 5 million
in forged US banknotes and 35 trafficked Latino
prostitutes; all in a house behind the Public Library on
Martin Luther King Drive.
Local residents were stunned, and a community
spokesman said: "We're all shocked; we never knew we
had a library."

 

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All this talk about the Royal baby is bringing back bad
memories for me.

Last time I was third in line for the throne I shit my self
in Pizza Hut.
 

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