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The Black Bra (as told by a woman).....
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been
married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to
amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a
black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.
We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.
Here's how it all went.....
My Engaged Friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found
me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.
I love you.'
Then we made passionate love all night long.
The Mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and
I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra,
heels and mask over my eyes.
When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he
started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
Then I Had To Share My Story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black
bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said...
"What's for dinner, Zorro?"
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been
married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to
amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a
black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.
We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.
Here's how it all went.....
My Engaged Friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found
me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.
I love you.'
Then we made passionate love all night long.
The Mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and
I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra,
heels and mask over my eyes.
When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he
started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
Then I Had To Share My Story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black
bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said...
"What's for dinner, Zorro?"
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The three most amazing things about women are:
1 They can give milk without eating grass.
2 They can bleed for a week and not die.
3 They can bury a bone and not get their noses dirty.
1 They can give milk without eating grass.
2 They can bleed for a week and not die.
3 They can bury a bone and not get their noses dirty.
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It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal
your future.
Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same:
death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
your future.
Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same:
death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows
you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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Laurel to Hardy: Do you know your brain is a masterpiece.
Hardy: You really think so?.... Thanks.
Laurel: Yeah, in the left half, nothing is right, and in the
right, nothing is left.
Hardy: You really think so?.... Thanks.
Laurel: Yeah, in the left half, nothing is right, and in the
right, nothing is left.
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Twinkies are back on the shelves.
And get this: People are complaining that they're
smaller. Ironically, the people complaining about it
are NOT smaller.
And get this: People are complaining that they're
smaller. Ironically, the people complaining about it
are NOT smaller.
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I was in the pub earlier with my mate talking about what
our favorite thing about our wives bodies were.
"I think my wife has the most amazing ass," I said'....
He replied "For me it's that thing right between by wife's
tits.
I can't remember what it's called."
"On your wife?"...... I said "Her knees."
our favorite thing about our wives bodies were.
"I think my wife has the most amazing ass," I said'....
He replied "For me it's that thing right between by wife's
tits.
I can't remember what it's called."
"On your wife?"...... I said "Her knees."
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The American version of royalty is back.
That's right....... Twinkies.
That's right....... Twinkies.
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I think I’d be pretty good at reading Braille.
I just need to get a feel for it.
(I know that Helen Keller was horribly burned one day
when she tried reading a waffle iron. )
I just need to get a feel for it.
(I know that Helen Keller was horribly burned one day
when she tried reading a waffle iron. )
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I wonder what happens when doctors wife eats an apple
a day......
a day......
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