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Whoever invented the word 'Hot Surface' in Braille was
an evil genius.
an evil genius.
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Two men are talking and one says to the other,
“My wife’s doctor says she has menopause, and, man, has
she been moody lately.
How long do the symptoms of menopause usually last?”
The man replies, “Let me put it this way.
Menopause will be listed as the cause on your death
certificate.”
“My wife’s doctor says she has menopause, and, man, has
she been moody lately.
How long do the symptoms of menopause usually last?”
The man replies, “Let me put it this way.
Menopause will be listed as the cause on your death
certificate.”
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There's a new summer camp for adults where using
cellphones and computers is banned.
The camp has an interesting name: North Korea.
cellphones and computers is banned.
The camp has an interesting name: North Korea.
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Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?
She said.. Not at all honey, I would love you no matter
who left you the money.
Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?
She said.. Not at all honey, I would love you no matter
who left you the money.
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A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to
preach about the sin of lying.
To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read
Mark 17."
The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon,
the minister asked for a show of hands.
He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17.
Every hand went up.
The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only 16 chapters.
I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."
A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to
preach about the sin of lying.
To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read
Mark 17."
The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon,
the minister asked for a show of hands.
He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17.
Every hand went up.
The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only 16 chapters.
I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."
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What kind of car does God drive ?
A. Infiniti
A. Infiniti
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What is a dog doing when he sniffs a fire hydrant ?
A. checking his Pee mail
A. checking his Pee mail
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Paddy's in the bathroom and Murphy shouts to him.
"Did you find the shampoo?"
Paddy says, "yes but it's for dry hair and I've just wet mine."
"Did you find the shampoo?"
Paddy says, "yes but it's for dry hair and I've just wet mine."
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Lou is walking down the street with a case of beer under
his arm.
His friend Doug stops him and asks, "Hey Lou!
Whacha get the case of beer for?"
"I got it for my wife, eh." answers Lou.
"Oh!" exclaims Doug, "Good trade."
Lou is walking down the street with a case of beer under
his arm.
His friend Doug stops him and asks, "Hey Lou!
Whacha get the case of beer for?"
"I got it for my wife, eh." answers Lou.
"Oh!" exclaims Doug, "Good trade."
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