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Scientists have developed a new pill that will now help
impotent men who are also hay fever sufferers.
By combining Allegra to take care of the allergies,
and Viagra for the impotency, it gives you an erection
not to be sneezed at.
impotent men who are also hay fever sufferers.
By combining Allegra to take care of the allergies,
and Viagra for the impotency, it gives you an erection
not to be sneezed at.
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Wow! I was taking a pretty big chit last night..... and at the
highest point of struggle to drop it out, my wife accidentally
turned off the light in the shitter.
Immediately I started to scream like crazy, she turned it
back on and asked through the door "what's the matter,
are you alright"?
With a huge relief, I replied: "Nothing, I'm fine,
I just thought my eyes popped out".
highest point of struggle to drop it out, my wife accidentally
turned off the light in the shitter.
Immediately I started to scream like crazy, she turned it
back on and asked through the door "what's the matter,
are you alright"?
With a huge relief, I replied: "Nothing, I'm fine,
I just thought my eyes popped out".
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“One day, a teacher was passing out a spelling test.
When her students were done, they handed it in at her desk.
All the kids got 100% on their test.
“That’s impossible!” She cried.
“I’ll test them again.”
On the next test, all the kids got 100% again.
Here is an example of one of the questions.
spell the word “because“ on the line below.
You could tell she was a blonde.”
When her students were done, they handed it in at her desk.
All the kids got 100% on their test.
“That’s impossible!” She cried.
“I’ll test them again.”
On the next test, all the kids got 100% again.
Here is an example of one of the questions.
spell the word “because“ on the line below.
You could tell she was a blonde.”
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My neighbor recently received an unexplained head injury
while in his garden and had to go to hospital.
Luckily his house is only a stones throw away from mine
and I was able to find him and call for help.
My neighbor recently received an unexplained head injury
while in his garden and had to go to hospital.
Luckily his house is only a stones throw away from mine
and I was able to find him and call for help.
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Two Englishmen, out for a night on the town, picked up a
couple of women in a dimly lit pub and began touring the
town.
In another pub, while the ladies were occupied in the
powder room, one of the men whispered to the other:
"I say, old man, would you mind if we switched dates?"
"No," said the other.
"But yours seems a decent sort, what's wrong with her?"
"Nothing much," replied the first, "but between the smog
and the grog and the fog, I seem to have picked up an
aunt of mine."
couple of women in a dimly lit pub and began touring the
town.
In another pub, while the ladies were occupied in the
powder room, one of the men whispered to the other:
"I say, old man, would you mind if we switched dates?"
"No," said the other.
"But yours seems a decent sort, what's wrong with her?"
"Nothing much," replied the first, "but between the smog
and the grog and the fog, I seem to have picked up an
aunt of mine."
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If you have a child who is seven feet tall, you don't cut off
his head or his legs.
You buy him a bigger bed and hope he plays basketball....
his head or his legs.
You buy him a bigger bed and hope he plays basketball....
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Betty!
Betty who?
Betty ya don't know who this is!
Who's there?
Betty!
Betty who?
Betty ya don't know who this is!
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In the first few days of the Olympics the Romanians took
gold, silver,
gold, silver,
bronze, copper & lead.
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