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Re: Boston Bombs.....
With Homeland Security in charge, you realize of course that
from now on, whenever we visit Boston, we're all going to have
to take off our shoes!
With Homeland Security in charge, you realize of course that
from now on, whenever we visit Boston, we're all going to have
to take off our shoes!
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What does Fox News, Sequestration, and Global Warming have
in common?
The Obama Regime have already blamed them for the Boston
bombs!
in common?
The Obama Regime have already blamed them for the Boston
bombs!
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The Obama Regime...
Right now they're trying to figure out which new tax is needed
to take advantage of the crisis....
Right now they're trying to figure out which new tax is needed
to take advantage of the crisis....
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He was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked up to have
a talk with him.
"I've figured out your problem," he told the young southpaw.
"You always lose control at the same point in every game."
"When is that?"
"Right after the National Anthem."
a talk with him.
"I've figured out your problem," he told the young southpaw.
"You always lose control at the same point in every game."
"When is that?"
"Right after the National Anthem."
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The class assignment in composition was to write about something
unusual that happened during the past week.
Little Irving got up to read his.
"Papa fell in the well last week - " he began.
"Good heavens," shrieked Mrs. Kroop, the teacher.
"Is he all right now?"
"He must be," said little Irving.
"He stopped yelling for help yesterday."
unusual that happened during the past week.
Little Irving got up to read his.
"Papa fell in the well last week - " he began.
"Good heavens," shrieked Mrs. Kroop, the teacher.
"Is he all right now?"
"He must be," said little Irving.
"He stopped yelling for help yesterday."
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A fat woman came into the shoe store today.
Wanted a pair of shoes for a christmas party.
I told her to stand on her hands, put a star in her butt and go as
the world's largest, ugliest tree! ~Al Bundy
Wanted a pair of shoes for a christmas party.
I told her to stand on her hands, put a star in her butt and go as
the world's largest, ugliest tree! ~Al Bundy
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous,
he will not bite you.
This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
~Mark Twain
he will not bite you.
This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
~Mark Twain
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Having an Irish mixed grill tonight !!
New potatoes, roast potatoes, boiled potatoes,
mashed potatoes, waffles and hash browns with chips.
New potatoes, roast potatoes, boiled potatoes,
mashed potatoes, waffles and hash browns with chips.
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I got a new job at a car dealership and my mother-in-law asked
for a compact form of transportation for Christmas
I bought her a wisk broom....
for a compact form of transportation for Christmas
I bought her a wisk broom....
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Heard a report that the pollen is so bad in some parts of the
country that meth heads are taking their crystal meth and
trying to make sudafed out of it. lol
country that meth heads are taking their crystal meth and
trying to make sudafed out of it. lol
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