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When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or
she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection....
*. Has the brains of a house plant.
*. Has the Grand Canyon under the crew cut.
*.Has the keen awareness of an ostrich in hiding.
*. Has the mental agility of a soap dish.
*. Has the personality of a snail on Valium.
*. Has the same talent as Dr. Doolittle.
*. Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out
looking for it..
*. Has the attention span of an overripe grapefruit.
*. Has the brains of a house plant.
*.Has the Grand Canyon under the crew cut.
*. as the keen awareness of an ostrich in hiding.
*. Has the mental agility of a soap dish.
*.Has the personality of a snail on Valium.
she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection....
*. Has the brains of a house plant.
*. Has the Grand Canyon under the crew cut.
*.Has the keen awareness of an ostrich in hiding.
*. Has the mental agility of a soap dish.
*. Has the personality of a snail on Valium.
*. Has the same talent as Dr. Doolittle.
*. Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out
looking for it..
*. Has the attention span of an overripe grapefruit.
*. Has the brains of a house plant.
*.Has the Grand Canyon under the crew cut.
*. as the keen awareness of an ostrich in hiding.
*. Has the mental agility of a soap dish.
*.Has the personality of a snail on Valium.
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What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket?
A rebel without a clue.
A rebel without a clue.
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We have a whole religion based on a woman who
really stuck to her story...
really stuck to her story...
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A policeman pulled a blonde over after he she'd
been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.
Cop: Do you know where you were going?
Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be over
because all the cars were leaving.
been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.
Cop: Do you know where you were going?
Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be over
because all the cars were leaving.
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The U.S.A. have succeeded in building a fantastic
computer that is able to solve any strategical or
tactical problem.
The military leaders are assembled in front of the
new machine.
They describe the situation to the computer and
then ask it:
"Shall we attack? Shall we retreat?"
The computer computes for an hour and then comes
up with the answer.
"Yes!"
The generals, rather stupefied, look at each other.
Finally one of them asks the computer:
"Yes, what?"
After another fifteen minutes the computer replies:
"Yes, Sir!
computer that is able to solve any strategical or
tactical problem.
The military leaders are assembled in front of the
new machine.
They describe the situation to the computer and
then ask it:
"Shall we attack? Shall we retreat?"
The computer computes for an hour and then comes
up with the answer.
"Yes!"
The generals, rather stupefied, look at each other.
Finally one of them asks the computer:
"Yes, what?"
After another fifteen minutes the computer replies:
"Yes, Sir!
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Do not do unto others as you would that they
should do unto you.
Their tastes may not be the same. ~George Bernard Shaw
should do unto you.
Their tastes may not be the same. ~George Bernard Shaw
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When I was a kid, my dad sat me down and showed
me pictures of why I should always wear a condom.
Funny thing is, they were all just pictures of me....
me pictures of why I should always wear a condom.
Funny thing is, they were all just pictures of me....
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A game of golf can be very electrifying.
More people are struck by lightning on golf courses
than anyplace else, although there’s no research on
what club most people were using.
More people are struck by lightning on golf courses
than anyplace else, although there’s no research on
what club most people were using.
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