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A guy was driving down the highway with his blond girlfriend
when she said to him, 'I think those people in the car next to us
are from another country.
'Why is that?' he said.
'Well, the kids are writing on the window and it says, ...
'stit ruoy su wohs'.
when she said to him, 'I think those people in the car next to us
are from another country.
'Why is that?' he said.
'Well, the kids are writing on the window and it says, ...
'stit ruoy su wohs'.
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A man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things
around the house that he used to do.
When the check-up was complete, he said, "Now, Doc,
I can take it.
Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me."
"Well, in plain English," the doctor said, "you're just lazy."
"Okay," said the man.
"Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."
around the house that he used to do.
When the check-up was complete, he said, "Now, Doc,
I can take it.
Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me."
"Well, in plain English," the doctor said, "you're just lazy."
"Okay," said the man.
"Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."
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When the Boogeyman goes to bed he checks his closet for
Chuck Norris....
Chuck Norris....
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A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time, and she shows
him into the living room.
She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few
drinks, and as he's standing there alone, he notices a cute
little vase on the mantel.
He picks it up, and as he's looking at it, she walks back in.
He says, "What's this?"
She says, "Oh, my father's ashes are in there."
He goes, "Geez... oooh.... I..."
She says, "Yeah, he's too lazy to go to the kitchen to get an
ashtray."
him into the living room.
She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few
drinks, and as he's standing there alone, he notices a cute
little vase on the mantel.
He picks it up, and as he's looking at it, she walks back in.
He says, "What's this?"
She says, "Oh, my father's ashes are in there."
He goes, "Geez... oooh.... I..."
She says, "Yeah, he's too lazy to go to the kitchen to get an
ashtray."
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I've heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for the new
children's iPod after realising that iTouch Kids is not a good
product name.
children's iPod after realising that iTouch Kids is not a good
product name.
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Now if you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go
through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw,
then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that!
through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw,
then jump through a hoop of fire.
They're trained for that!
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A Recent Sex Study.....
It has been determined, the most used sexual position for
married couples is a doggie position.
The husband sits up and begs.
The wife rolls over and plays dead.
A Recent Sex Study.....
It has been determined, the most used sexual position for
married couples is a doggie position.
The husband sits up and begs.
The wife rolls over and plays dead.
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A blonde was playing Trivial Persuit one night, it was her turn.
She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature.
Her question was, if you are in a vacuum and someone calls your
name, can you hear it?
She thought for a time and then asked, "is it on or off?"
She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature.
Her question was, if you are in a vacuum and someone calls your
name, can you hear it?
She thought for a time and then asked, "is it on or off?"
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What do you call three blondes sitting at a bar, singing,
drinking Tab, and eating apples?
The moron Tab & apple choir.
drinking Tab, and eating apples?
The moron Tab & apple choir.
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