Down Hummingbird Lane

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They must love french fries.....

 

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♥

 

I used to have super powers but the psychiatrist took
them all away.

 

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"Tell me" said the tourist to the local yokel.
"Will this path take me to the main road?"
"No sir!", replied the man.
"You'll have to go by yourself!"

 

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A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he’d found a cat.
She asked if it was dead or alive.
“Dead,” she was informed.
“How do you know?”, she asked.
“Because I pissed in his ear and it didn’t move,”
said the child innocently.
“You did WHAT?!?”, the teacher squealed in surprise.
“You know,” explained the boy,
“I leaned over and went ‘pssst’ and he didn’t move.”

 

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs
who is water skiing?
I dont know, but that sounds like a highly
improbable circumstance...

 

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The boss is finally old enough to retire from the
company.
On his last day of work, he ordered a farewell party
for himself.
The boss wanted everyone to express their good
feeling about him by writing on the farewell card,
so later he could remember how his staff "miss" him.
Most people are writing standard phrases like,
'Without you, the company will never be the same,'
'We will always remember you,' etc.
Obviously the boss was not satisfied, "I need
something from the bottom of your heart, something
really touching, you know.
Okay, John, you have been working with me for the
last 20 years.
You are my best staff. I am retiring now.
What do you have to say?"
Slowly but firmly, John wrote,
"The best news in 20 years."

 

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Join the Tax Revolution and live for free-
3 meals a day and lots of interesting company.

 

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Of all the utensils that were invented to eat rice with.
How the hell did two sticks win?

 

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