How dumb..??
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A stock analyst and a Wall Street broker went to the
races.
The broker suggested to bet $10,000 on a horse.
The analyst was skeptical, saying that he wanted
first to understand the rules, to look on horses, etc.
The broker whispered that he knew a secret
algorithm for the success, but he could not convince
the analyst.
"You are too theoretical," he said and bet on a horse.
Surely, that horse came first bringing him a lot of
money.
Triumphantly, he exclaimed: "I told you, I knew the
secret!"
"What is your secret?" the analyst asked.
"It is rather easy.
I have two kids, four and six year old.
I sum up their ages and I bet on number eleven."
"But, four and six is ten," the analyst protested.
"I told you, you are too theoretical!" the broker
replied, "Haven't I just shown experimentally that
my calculation is correct?!"
races.
The broker suggested to bet $10,000 on a horse.
The analyst was skeptical, saying that he wanted
first to understand the rules, to look on horses, etc.
The broker whispered that he knew a secret
algorithm for the success, but he could not convince
the analyst.
"You are too theoretical," he said and bet on a horse.
Surely, that horse came first bringing him a lot of
money.
Triumphantly, he exclaimed: "I told you, I knew the
secret!"
"What is your secret?" the analyst asked.
"It is rather easy.
I have two kids, four and six year old.
I sum up their ages and I bet on number eleven."
"But, four and six is ten," the analyst protested.
"I told you, you are too theoretical!" the broker
replied, "Haven't I just shown experimentally that
my calculation is correct?!"
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Pope has email....
The Vatican has unveiled a email address for the
new Pope.
In related news, the Pope has received a confidential
financial offer from the President of Nigeria.
The Vatican has unveiled a email address for the
new Pope.
In related news, the Pope has received a confidential
financial offer from the President of Nigeria.
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If people could read my mind I would probably
get punched in the face.
A lot.
get punched in the face.
A lot.
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A Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew are
having a discussion after dinner.
Catholic: “I have a large fortune.
I am going to buy Citibank!”
Protestant: “I am very wealthy and I can afford to
buy General Motors!”
Muslim: "I am a fabulously rich prince.
I intend to purchase Microsoft!”
Then they all waited for the Jew to speak..........
The Jew stirs his coffee, places the spoon neatly on
the table, takes a sip of his coffee, looks at them and
casually says:
“I am not selling!”
having a discussion after dinner.
Catholic: “I have a large fortune.
I am going to buy Citibank!”
Protestant: “I am very wealthy and I can afford to
buy General Motors!”
Muslim: "I am a fabulously rich prince.
I intend to purchase Microsoft!”
Then they all waited for the Jew to speak..........
The Jew stirs his coffee, places the spoon neatly on
the table, takes a sip of his coffee, looks at them and
casually says:
“I am not selling!”
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Life as penguin can be frustrating.
Even when you're seriously angry and waddle off in
a huff, you still look adorably cute!
Even when you're seriously angry and waddle off in
a huff, you still look adorably cute!
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Q. What is the difference between a hungry man
and a glutton?
A: One longs to eat and the other eats too long.
Q. What is the difference between a hungry man
and a glutton?
A: One longs to eat and the other eats too long.
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Two cannibals were sharing a meal together.
One says to the other, "I don't like my mother-in-law."
The other cannibal replies, "Just eat the vegetables."
One says to the other, "I don't like my mother-in-law."
The other cannibal replies, "Just eat the vegetables."
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A couple was delighted when finally their long waited
adopt a baby came to an end.
The adoption center called and told them they had a
wonderful Japanese baby boy, and the couple took
him without hesitation.
On the way home from the adoption center, they
stopped by the local college so they each could enroll
in night courses.
After they filled out the form, the registration clerk
inquired, "What ever possessed you to study
Japanese?"
The couple said proudly, "We just adopted a
Japanese baby and in a year or so he'll start to talk.
We just want to be able to understand him".
adopt a baby came to an end.
The adoption center called and told them they had a
wonderful Japanese baby boy, and the couple took
him without hesitation.
On the way home from the adoption center, they
stopped by the local college so they each could enroll
in night courses.
After they filled out the form, the registration clerk
inquired, "What ever possessed you to study
Japanese?"
The couple said proudly, "We just adopted a
Japanese baby and in a year or so he'll start to talk.
We just want to be able to understand him".
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A sure sign of old age is when you hear “snap, crackle
and pop” in the morning and it isn’t your cereal.
A sure sign of old age is when you hear “snap, crackle
and pop” in the morning and it isn’t your cereal.
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