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Sue said;
"I think the only reason my husband likes to go
fishing so much is that it's the only time he hears
someone tell him, "Wow, that's a big one!"
"I think the only reason my husband likes to go
fishing so much is that it's the only time he hears
someone tell him, "Wow, that's a big one!"
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What is the definition of a 'Fisherman's Thumb'
- A temporary hook holder
What is the definition of a 'Fisherman's Knot'?
- The insecure connection between your fly hook and
your fishing line...
What is the definition of a 'live bait'?
- The biggest fish you will handle all day
What is the definition of a 'Treble Hook'?
- A hook that trebles the odds of you catching a fish
but quadruples the odds of you getting it caught in
your thumb...
What is the definition of an 'Angler'?
- An obsessive individual who owns a house that is
falling down due to neglect...
- A temporary hook holder
What is the definition of a 'Fisherman's Knot'?
- The insecure connection between your fly hook and
your fishing line...
What is the definition of a 'live bait'?
- The biggest fish you will handle all day
What is the definition of a 'Treble Hook'?
- A hook that trebles the odds of you catching a fish
but quadruples the odds of you getting it caught in
your thumb...
What is the definition of an 'Angler'?
- An obsessive individual who owns a house that is
falling down due to neglect...
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A young man and an old man were fishing on a pier.
The young man started telling the old one that the
night before he caught a trout that was over
3 1/2 foot long.
The old man replied "Oh yea, well I was here 2
nights ago and I hooked something huge.
After a 30 minute fight I finaly got it up and it was
an old lantern and the thing was still lit."
The young man said "Your lying. I can't believe that."
Then the old man said "I'll tell you what, you knock
a couple of foot off your trout and I'll blow out my
lantern."
The young man started telling the old one that the
night before he caught a trout that was over
3 1/2 foot long.
The old man replied "Oh yea, well I was here 2
nights ago and I hooked something huge.
After a 30 minute fight I finaly got it up and it was
an old lantern and the thing was still lit."
The young man said "Your lying. I can't believe that."
Then the old man said "I'll tell you what, you knock
a couple of foot off your trout and I'll blow out my
lantern."
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Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter
in an agent's hands.
The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the house that
made wonderful reading.
After Murphy read it, he turned to the agent and
asked,
"Have I got all ye say there?"
The agent said, "Certainly ye have...Why d'ye ask?"
Replied Murphy, "Cancel the sale...'tis too good to
part with."
in an agent's hands.
The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the house that
made wonderful reading.
After Murphy read it, he turned to the agent and
asked,
"Have I got all ye say there?"
The agent said, "Certainly ye have...Why d'ye ask?"
Replied Murphy, "Cancel the sale...'tis too good to
part with."
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I went online to become a private detective.
It was a private detective school online, and I paid
online.
But then I never heard from them again.
I thought to myself, I either got ripped off or this is
my first case.
I went online to become a private detective.
It was a private detective school online, and I paid
online.
But then I never heard from them again.
I thought to myself, I either got ripped off or this is
my first case.
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A huge snowstorm has now hit 18 states.
In fact, it is so cold that former Chicago
Congressman Jesse Jackson Jr. had his hands in
his own pockets.
In fact, it is so cold that former Chicago
Congressman Jesse Jackson Jr. had his hands in
his own pockets.
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Snow!
Snow who?
Snow use, I've forgotten my key again!
Who's there?
Snow!
Snow who?
Snow use, I've forgotten my key again!
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All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father
escorted her down the aisle.
They reached the altar and the waiting groom, the
bride kissed her father and placed something in his
hand.
The guests in the front pews responded with ripples
of laughter.
Even the priest smiled broadly.
As her father gave her away in marriage, the bride
gave him back his credit card.
escorted her down the aisle.
They reached the altar and the waiting groom, the
bride kissed her father and placed something in his
hand.
The guests in the front pews responded with ripples
of laughter.
Even the priest smiled broadly.
As her father gave her away in marriage, the bride
gave him back his credit card.
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